Amy Byer

I want to save the world but I also just want to stay home. Passionate about health care. Generally sarcastic. Not at all photogenic.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

The only time my husband remembers to turn off a light in our house is when I am actually using said light.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

How the closure of Rock Regional could have implications for healthcare across Kansas https://t.co/Dg519fJ552 via @KAKEnews

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Wearing a cute new fuzzy sweater today. The fuzz is now on my pants and tank top. My husband helpfully pointed out that my chin was also collecting fuzz.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My 19yr old ate 2 tacos-in-a-bag for dinner and then topped them off with 2 leftover T-bone steaks that he has picked absolutely clean.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My 18 yr old just asked me “what’s a ‘PDF’”. 💀

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Hauled a Uhaul trailer with my vehicle today and felt an instant kinship with the truck drivers on the highway. We are the same. I am now a long-haul trucker.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Caught my husband with “pocket cheez its” and “pocket KitKats” today. He blamed children that do not live with us.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My husband: You can’t regret it if you don’t do it.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

I wasn’t aware that people could have different philosophies on air conditioning settings in the car but here we are.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Today’s shopping list:

1) Vodka
2) an axe

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Meat raffles are so fun and sooo Minnesotan! Also I won!

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My husband just pointed out that we both made “old people noises” as we got into our vehicle.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Living with an old man (my father) is a lesson in learning to not care at all about anything.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My daughter just said: I nurse my grudges like plants”

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Nothing makes you feel more ancient than explaining to your child how record players worked.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Had to teach my 18yr old son how to download a tax document and email it to his dad.

Why am I the tech expert for both my father and my kid?

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My skin care routine? Listen. I just cleaned my face with a Dude Wipe.

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

Playing Uno with my young adult sons is a study in patience

[Amy Byer @only1ames]

My 18yr old was just talking about his “Cadillacs”. He’s trying to say cataracts. He means astigmatism.