Norm Al Yankovic

I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@TheBBallSage I also feel that way about many experienced NBA players. Haha

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

He may be retired but I know something that won’t quit

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@ScottSteiner I only care about 2 things. My freaks and my peaks! #lockedin

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@jrichardgoodman Don't need a calculator. I could use my hands to count 5 rings. 😉

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@TheBBallSage 😂 As a Lakers fan myself, this is actually beginning to be a serious question.

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@reegsta LOL. The gift that would keep on giving would be Rajon Rondo Jr. being called Lil Chris.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@SayMane901 Interesting observation! 🤔

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@NBAMyke ... and yet he's just one hand gesture or wrong social media post away from missing a significant amount of games. I don't think there's a good team out there willing to bet that he'll be on his best behavior. He's destined for the Kings. Haha

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

The Bay Area 's real Money Mike.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@td_nash If modern NBA rules and style of play still apply, it’s Dirk no question for me.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@JoestarJokic Well… that’s what happens when you know how to develop players while still fielding a contender. @warriors

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@Hoopss Might work until you get to the closing minutes of a tight playoff game and Westbrook calls his own number and takes a low percentage shot instead deferring to Giannis or Bam.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@Sheridanblog This FO can't trade Podz. He's their only successful draft story in recent years. If they traded him, there wouldn't be anyone else left on the team as proof that this FO knows what the hell they are doing in the draft (I like Will Richard but too early to tell).

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@TheDunkCentral Good for her. She's certainly not the first person to be wrong about something in sports media. Not sure why she's being singled out when the most prominent media sports media personalities aren't even being held to this standard.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@Vengeancewood Pat Riley rejected the trade when Kuzma was part of the deal. 😂

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@FuckedUpYogis 🤣

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@TheDunkCentral @RunItBackFDTV If I were in a gym playing pickup and wanted to actually touch the ball and shoot (instead of just standing in the corner) then I would NOT pick James Harden.

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@reegsta I'm all in for some petty humor, but I really hope no one is actually buying this garbage. 🤦‍♂️

[Norm Al Yankovic @only1jeep]

@rwxoxo It would be Lakers vs. Knicks every year in the NBA Finals. 😂