Fidel Castro

I was born near Biran, Cuba. My wife and kids left me. I took control over Cuba. Only 638 people tried killing me. I only own green military clothing.

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Sarah ware carries around a dirty sock in her sweatshirt #gross #gladidiedbeforewemet

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@IkeEisenhower34 Your real name is David?!?!

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@johnfkenny35 alright lerma

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@JEHoover1895 i cant be beat!

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@johnfkenny35 I hear you carry around a bathroom scale because you think your fat...is this true?

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Thought my speech went well until i fell and destroyed my knee! #hateSantaClara #ihate

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Sun was too hot, fainted during my speech at the public rally #embarrassed #runrays

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Everyone's leaving in boats and rafts to the U.S! #why #friendsaregone :(

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

I declare the ban of the U.S. dollar ended! #RevolutionSaving

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Just elected as president of the State Council #ruletheworld #cubalife

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Here i come united states! #VaCay #freedom

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Im the new prime minister of cuba #ontop #mycontrol

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Bye Fulegencio Batista! #overthrown #mypeoplebeatyourpeople

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

15 years in prison?!?!?! THANKS OBAMA!

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@Khrushchev_94 I did quit...for health reasons! #cleanlungs

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@Leader_J_Stalin As long as we have Cuba on our side we can't be beat #cantstop #winwinwin #GOAT

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

@Khrushchev_94 congrats!

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

Jesse, you *are* so loved.

[Fidel Castro @only1kid8]

Going to attack the Moncada barracks w/ 150 of my closest friends...turns out we weren't as prepared as I thought #nomorefriends #byeflesha