Alan 💫

severely horny | that/mf

[Anthony Slater @anthonyVslater]

Yaxel Lendeborg on his early conversations with Steve Kerr: “He doesn’t normally play rookies as much. He has a history of that. But the way the team is looking right now, I’m going to have a really good chance to play, maybe even start.”

[eden (#1 fnaf desolate fan) @asmolmao]

im never calling myself chopped ever again

[Snowball❄️🌨️☃️ @lolsnowball_]

did i rizz

[Nyssa @elderwoodsprite]

queuing mayhem

[luella @nymphience]

doja cat with an alice figure ?? girl pick up nikke I’m begging you 😭😭🙏🏼

[Skeletons posting @SkeletonPosts]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

The chubby seal accidentally fell into the water while sleeping. The companion next to him thought it was dangerous, panicked and jumped into the water one by one to save himself...

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

LOOK AT THE SLOW BLINK IN THE BEGINNING. HE TRUSTED YOU. HE TRUSTED YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART AND YOU BETRAYED HIM.

[ithnani @ithnani301]

My balls sending SOS after my 5th goon session.

[Mass Grave 🇺🇸 @MASSGRAVE_ART]

Am I a jerk for having my own thing on display at the Planet Fitness?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Netanyahu dying on my timeline every day

[PoE HC Survivor @MOSTGAPEDMAN]

Every day in Cali, man. Just nonstop.

[Twice Jaeger 🇲🇽 Abolish 🧊 @JaegerTwice]

i find my slander to be so exhilarating!
i truly am... A HATER!

[rins @risorins]

i had a vision

[𝕍𝕁 ☆ @VjDontMiss]

Fujimoto ending chainsaw man without

No Power plot line
Asa yoru plot unfinished
Denji never found a permanent family
Prophesy unfinished
No death devil
No part 3
No kishibe or reze entire part 2

Worst unfinished ending in history?

[yucki 🛸 @yumyumyucki]

Baddies Rift: League of Legends Edition