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Get it? Got it? Good!

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@JMcMurdockMP You, the woman beater, calling other people scum? 🤯

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@RobertJenrick This wasn’t you ‘calling them out’, you were being a petulant fuckwit.

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@Nigel_Farage How many of your MPs were in said Tory party that was kicked out of power?

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@GeronimoMorgans What a strange tweet.
Tournament football tends to mean that if you suffer a defeat, you’re out 🥴

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@carla_undrwrld This is the problem with constantly adding bits to the studios. When they moved from Quay Street it was to allow for a bigger set / more studios but they’ve simply added more to the new set, meaning there are now limitations to what can be filmed on the more occasional sets.

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@WayhaughtLunar Meanwhile, Chesney’s house still has that grotty barn door and I assume Tyrone’s house remains a mausoleum to Jack and Vera…

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@Iromg Why doesn’t Farage go to work for weeks and weeks on end? Why is he never in his constituency? Why does he have about 10 other jobs? Why aren’t you focusing on this instead?

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@TheRealJamieKay Worst to best:
6, 5, 4, 7, 8, 3, 2, 1

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@Nigel_Farage Do you follow the rules Nige?
No you don’t. It’s laughable that you’re the first to start crying about it. Snowflake.

[Neil Smith 🇬🇧 @real_neilsmith]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆 If England WIN today I’ll get it out. 🍆
Reposters only. Dead serious, I’m a man of my word. You’ll see me soon. 😏

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@ZiaYusufUK You’re irrelevant and hold no political office, yet you elbow your way onto the tv at every given opportunity.

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@zatzi Hang on, *you* of all people are calling someone conceited?

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@HRichardsonLDR @MENnewsdesk Yeah ok 👌

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@TiceRichard Could you vote in Boston and Skegness? Fool.

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@Nigel_Farage @England Fuck off back to watching cricket and drinking brandy in your private clubs. You’re a fucking fake.

[Neil Smith 🇬🇧 @real_neilsmith]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 If England win against Croatia 🇭🇷
I’ll get it out. 🍆🤫
Just repost this and it’s all yours. 😵‍💫
Come on England! 🤭🔥

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@Nigel_Farage Where’s your essay on why you’re a self-serving, racist cunt?

[Thair Shaikh @ThairShaikh]

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@NadineDorries Hahaha you’re still fucking furious they blocked you from the Lords 😂😂😂

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@ColinMucklow @Nigel_Farage More fucking fool you, you gullible idiot.