Danielle 🍄

Your local country bumpkin 😘💕 | tiktok: onlydaniii | sc & ig: dxnvll

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Media update ✨

[d r e i @egoistcaptain]

and if I say this is how we decenter marriage: by accepting family and care structures that are not built around romantic/hetero/sexual relationships and striving to enable legal rights + benefit sharing beyond marriage

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

@queen_adoree Me when I bought groceries this week 😭😭😭😭

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

I really want a salad for lunch but can’t take the risk 😭

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Of course it’s going to rain all week when I go to Florida 🙄

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Just bought like 40 sets of press on from TikTok 🤦🏾‍♀️ I must be stopped

[goma @soigomaa]

Her name is Gina Martin. She was at a music festival in London when a man pushed his phone between her legs and took a photo under her skirt. She reported it to the police immediately. They told her it wasn't a criminal offence. There was nothing they could do.
She went home and decided that was unacceptable. With no legal background, no political connections and no funding she launched a campaign to make upskirting a criminal offence in England and Wales. She petitioned. She lobbied MPs. She spoke publicly about what had happened to her. The government initially blocked the bill.
She kept going. The Voyeurism Act passed in January 2019. Upskirting now carries up to two years in prison. Scotland followed. Other countries are following. A woman at a festival with no lawyer, no funding and no political connections rewrote the law for an entire nation in eighteen months.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[jezz @JezziiB]

Screw-worm in the meat.
Cyclosporiasis in the produce.
During a food affordability crisis.
During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC.

Again, elections have consequences.

[g 🐛 @gpickle6]

ulf learning he can’t go to the bar anymore

[nodgesam 𓆙🇪🇸 @gaemonspalehair]

i’m the second biggest procrastinator behind george r r martin

[valu 🇦🇷 @rhaerions]

rhaenyra everytime ulf speaks #houseofthedragon

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Yes? Why are you not ?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Wait, so y’all be using PTO to get braids?

[ʚїɞ. @vaylenix]

he’s been on a roll this whole season i laugh every time

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Was waiting at @bojangles drive through. Had to leave because it took over 20 minutes AFTER placing my order to ever get to the window. Still hungry 😔

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Not being able to find broccoli greens for months is my personal issue for today

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

@cykablyat_spo @grotesquia And it was easy to receive ? How long did the shipping take ?

[Danielle 🍄 @only_daniii]

Aw on my birthday 🫶🏾🥰

[The Disney Beat 🪄 | Wizards Finale (8/4) @DisneyBeat101]

The third season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians premieres November 20th on Disney+.