The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸

just a (they/them/dude) from the future

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

I am not actually using the Twitter app except for at this exact moment

Anyway: I live in the US and make what should be far more than a living wage, but it no longer is

I could solve this by concentrating on only myself

But I try not to suck

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

I am still using the Twitter app like an asshole, and honestly that is probably why I am not on here anymore.

It's still better than the X: The Everything App app tho

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

oh?

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

Elon Musk is an idiot and a coward

he will die sad and alone because nobody could ever love him

that is all

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@ZorroFantastic0 I really should not but maybe lol

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

I made a cartoon character based on one of my favorite internet failures From Here.

Anyway, if you would like to help propagate the Lore, lmk.

just not on here because my app doesn't work right anymore. you know where to find me.

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

for one moment: the majority of the people on planet Earth are happy.

the New York Yankees lost the World Series

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

you see, incels

she only wants you to blow your romantic load all over her face if she wants you to blow your load all over her face...and even then probably not

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

nazionists

yep

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

maybe us neurodivergents are the mutants the X-Men "warned" the normies about

and if so: why do these "powers" have to be so painful?

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Liberals when Chappell Roan expresses concern over Biden and Kamala supporting genocide

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@Usedtothisdream since when do Republicans refuse to support genocide?

orrrrrrrrrrrr mayyyybeeeee...

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@SxarletRed wait, is there beef between Mariah Carey and JLo in this century?

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

I miss old Twitter though :(

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

I am still using the Twitter app like an asshole, and honestly that is probably why I am not on here anymore.

It's still better than the X: The Everything App app tho

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@6oclockJessi yeah I have experienced the same tbh. it's ironic how cheese a.k.a. "moldy milk" is far less gross than actual milk

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

oh yeah, that's why no one takes "leftists" seriously

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@Tharmnoar @SxarletRed ok yeah that is not cool

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

it's difficult to maintain a relatively active social life where people actually count on your ability to interact with them when you'd rather be interacting with cats

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

anyway, this is me at a baseball game with the people I was with cropped out for respect. hello.

[The Magic Barnacle 🔻🇵🇸 @only_electron]

@Cryptastic6S sangwich