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i just really like smiling

[evie @only_evie]

@ContiKayla

[evie @only_evie]

@ContiKayla

[laura @comcswim]

tumblr is full of twilight memes lately and honestly i love it skjhsjksjk

[The Late Late Show with James Corden @latelateshow]

the spread-eagle has landed.

[Big Dawg™ @JvM6rmon]

U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Master Nacho u had been saving for the finale

[evie @only_evie]

“business meeting !!”@lauren_ships @ContiKayla @jkraemer714 https://t.co/fogLqXw5Ox

[evie @only_evie]

*in the car on a road trip with my dad*

me: i’m gonna lay down for a little bit.
dad: *driving the car* yeah, me too.

[evie @only_evie]

lawn-mowing is just hardcore vacuuming.

[evie @only_evie]

me when my brain goes haywire and fills me up with anxiety at 1 in the morning: https://t.co/3uB3R2e9I6

[conan gray @conangray]

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[evie @only_evie]

so, my parents are both in bed & my dads phone starts ringing. moms initial response, in typical mom fashion, was, “who is calling you? is that your boyfriend?”

[evie @only_evie]

the cinderella fairytale except instead of “if the glass slipper fits,” it’s “do the toes match the toeprints on the birks.”

[evie @only_evie]

i haven’t worn a real bra in so long that just looking at the underwire makes me uncomfortable.

[evie @only_evie]

because of the squid ink splats on mario kart, i’ve been conditioned to look through the raindrops on my windshield, forgetting that windshield wipers are actually a thing.

[evie @only_evie]

@Only_Arianna_ https://t.co/ninDTJWSdB

[evie @only_evie]

i used to scoff at people who say they “got hurt from walking into a door” bc how; but this morning i did just that and i am now 12.5% more humble.

[evie @only_evie]

i have a 183 day streak with myself. anything is possible.

[evie @only_evie]

i just remembered once in 8th grade, i pretended to lose my voice because my earth science teacher randomly selected his students to answer questions and i had no idea what was going on.

[evie @only_evie]

“what do you want for christmas?”
‘love.’ -@zmeryxine