Brittany

she/her who loves to leisurely overthink

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

Just here to say parents deserve family bathrooms.. every establishment needs to have one. I get dirty looks if my boys come into the women’s restroom but I definitely don’t feel comfortable with my kid waiting for me unattended in a truck stop on I-40

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

In case you were thinking about having kids: My daughter picked a dandelion at the park (unbeknownst to me) & just blew it inside my car 🙃

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

All I’m saying is I’ve never met someone that drove a Cadillac Escalade who wasn’t a douchebag

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

I ordered jeans that aren’t “skinny”.. and I just gotta let everyone know I’m up with the trends, okay.

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Same Tressie. Same.

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

I wish I could be one of those people that have great style.. signature style. but instead I just put clothes on my body every morning hoping for the best

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

LOOK AT MY PATIO PUP 🥲

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

This is very basic bitch of me but I have been wanting to take my rescue pup to a patio for months & I think he’s finally ready

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

For reference to previous tweet.. my four year old took this random ass picture and I just can’t believe just how hot this flesh bag of mine is

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

Society has done a great job brainwashing women into thinking they’re supposed to be a size zero. Even though I don’t believe it, I still get caught up in thinking I need to be as small as possible to be “hot.” I’ll even look at my reflection & think I’m “fat.” And, like, WTF?!

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

Anyone else fuck with Ivoryline back in the day?

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

My kids went back to school today & I’ve been doing whatever I want all day.. including visiting three different coffee shops

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

My partner just sent me a screenshot of a receipt.. it’s tickets to see Thrice next month & all I gotta say is he is SO getting milked tonight

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

How do you learn anything about yourself if you don’t reflect on your past experiences? Sometimes the way to move forward is to look back.

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

I love breakfast. But getting out of bed to make breakfast? No thanks.

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

One of the best parts of being a grown up is eating fancy crackers with goat cheese while drinking wine & calling it dinner

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

I had a full grown white man tell me that he has been banned from FB. When I asked why he explained that he has a separate FB account where he impersonates a black man & that he uses this account to “troll people.”

And this is what’s wrong with America.

[Erica Smith, M.Ed. @ericasmithsexed]

You kids have it so easy. Back in my day we bought hard plastic vibrators at Spencer’s, next to the fake barf and Old Fart mugs.

[Brittany @onlyalittlebrit]

Spending a few days with my mom is a good reminder of why I get overly anxious about spending a few days with my mom

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if you don’t like me im gonna need you to cut that out bc im a pathological people pleaser and literally anyone’s disapproval will tear me to shreds