Sarah

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

When you have to like your own sibling day photos because you’re #anonlychild #thingsanonlychildsays

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

#thingsanonlychildsays...telling people your cousin is your brother #funny #onlychild #lonelygirl #doingitmyself #onestepatatime #trending

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

Getting your mom drunk while your dad is away, and taking her credit to do a shopping spree

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNEC step up your game on busy travel weekends

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNEC now your 140pm train from LNC-NYP left at 230pm

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNEC on my way to my destination from NYP we were delayed over an hour and a half

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNEC nothing like really screwing up Mother’s Day travel

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

I never learned how to play board games because there was never anyone to play with

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

I used to tie my own shoelaces together

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

My mom told me I’d be a good teacher when she would walk into the playroom and see me teaching all my dolls and stuffed animals

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

I used to make myself eat dirt so I could tell the kids at school I knew what it felt like

[Sarah @onlychildbrain]

Really missing my brother today