Only Child

Mom, can I have this?... Of course, just never leave my sight.

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

I always feel bad for my parents on holidays. What do they do without their only child?! #nothing #cry #onlychildprobs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Apparently I am the least cost effective child type when it comes to the price of college and my dad told me I should have been a triplet.

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

My mother used to drive me to school everyday because I had no older sibling to sit with and protect me on the bus... #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Who else dreading those upcoming family holiday parties where the kids hangout with only their siblings & onlys sit alone? #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Oh your roommate is away and you're afraid to sleep by yourself? Be thankful, that's an only child's dream. #sickofsharing #needmyownroom

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

I never know what to say when my friends complain about money problems. I would gladly share my only child funds from my parents though.

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

I feel like being an only child has made me anti social... but I just highly enjoy alone time. #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Remember playing by yourself as a little kid? #goodtimes pathetic? Nope. I was freaking Thoreau in my playroom. #innerpeace #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Im back onlys. It was a long busy summer being spoiled extra and home alone more than ever. #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

When I babysit I sometimes pretend the kids are my siblings to see what its like. #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Congratulations on your siblings going to college... that totally makes you an only child. #not #getonmylevel #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Shoutout to all those only children who have no pets... #toolonelytoimagine #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

"My brothers home from college!" "My sister just graduated from law school!"... yesterday I taught my dog to sit... #onlychildprobs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

I can't be the only one who talks to myself. #lonely #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

Wait, im sorry, you mean I have to share a room with someone else? #collegeprobs #onlychildprobbs

[🤌🏾 @skimasktroll]

National Siblings day..but Im an only child!

[Sunny Andretti ☀️ @thekidsunny]

So today is national sibling day huh....so what if you're the only child?

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

National sibling day? who do I hug? My dog? #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

"You wouldn't understand, you're an only child" #onlychildprobbs

[Only Child @onlychildprobbs]

I always wonder what my parents will do when I go to college. #onlychildprobbs