Daniel Thankgod🏴‍☠️⛵

Brilliant things happen in calm minds.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you

[生き甲斐 🎭🀄️ 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @larry_scondy]

“Son of a praying mother” e go first comot your prayer warrior make you know say men mount 😭

[KENECHUKWU @Keneschart]

We extract the wrong information from things...
This thread is filled with testimonies of prayer not working.
Instead of us to observe the pattern - that yes prayer doesn't work, or at least not as we think, we turn the blame to ourselves that we don't pray enough.
We cope 1/3

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Quotes are full of stories of supplications to God that fell on deaf ears but these same people will look you in the eye and tell you that their prayers work

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Ever Since they Arrested and Jailed Justice Crack for Exposing the poor Food Quality of Our soldiers; yet No Military Welfare body spoke Out for Him. If I See any Post Online that shows They are being Fed Millipede legs & Cockroach Head I go Overlook am.

I no want trouble. 😮‍💨

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

Gambling ruins and destroys.

Everyone will eventually come to my truth about gambling.

I’m a very patient man!!!

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

The IMF is not your friend . Europe in general is not your fucking friend
They will do everything immorally but legal to keep Nigeria and Nigerians poor

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

Went to buy my usual pepper and tomatoes today and immediately noticed how small the quantity was.

I had to increase my budget and asked the seller to add more because what I was getting for the same money made no sense.

Only to get home and open Instagram to see your president saying the economy has recovered, agriculture is booming, and food is now everywhere.

These guys live in an alternate universe

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

But if you import stolen minerals from the third world to make advanced chips and stealth fighter jets, you get to become a superpower right?
So the people of the third world are like whores to you who are good enough to be f*ucked but not good enough to be brought home as wives, right?

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

madness choke for this side but you go still pay the money sha

[OluOnTop🌚 @Olu_Utd14]

For fuck’s sake…The Minister of Defence whose actual job is to oversee security and defense publicly declares that “Only God” can fix Nigeria’s insecurity… He did not mention policies, not intelligence, not competent leadership, not resources, not accountability... He said God… The invisible sky daddy who’s been MIA for centuries while Boko Haram, bandits, kidnappers, and herders slaughter people daily…

This is peak theist brain rot... You theists are demonstrably some of the dumbest, most intellectually stunted people on the planet… You outsource reality itself to an unproven, undetectable cosmic tyrant because facing actual problems requires effort, evidence, and critical thinking, the things your faith actively punishes...

For thousands of years, your “God” has watched genocides, famines, wars, and endless Nigerian bloodbaths, even the religious one without lifting a divine finger, yet you clowns keep chanting the same cope: “Only God can save us.” it’s surrender dressed up as holiness... It’s the battle cry of cowards and incompetents who want to dodge responsibility while collecting government salaries…

Bello idiot, If your God was real and competent, he wouldn’t need a useless minister like you to announce his exclusive monopoly on fixing problems... He could’ve ended insecurity the second it started instead of letting thousands die...

But no; prayer, fasting, and empty sermons are the theist solution, because actually governing would expose how empty your heads are... Theists like you deliver press statements blaming deity for your failures…

Nigeria doesn’t need more of your dumb religious fatalism… It needs competent humans who treat security as an engineering problem… Step down if all you can offer is “let God handle it.” Your theism isn’t wisdom, it’s a confession of intellectual and professional bankruptcy… The blood of every victim is partly on hands like yours that choose delusion over duty…

Do your fucking job or admit you’re just another parasite…

[Kellycrypt @Kelly0sol]

omo we no dey see money for this web3 again

me I go talk if the rest no wan talk 😭😂

[John Thomas and 11,000 others @Ovoh_of_Lagos]

I don’t know how to put this but I noticed that hookup girls value their breast more than their pussy

They can even allow you to fuck their ass but won’t give you breast to suck

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

e no even go far.. wish her a happy birthday.

[KING ELOM👑🌕 @iamNeare]

Venezuela's Oil 😭

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Una wan kill that guy when he talk say she no get sex appeal

[KING ELOM👑🌕 @iamNeare]

UN peacekeepers pouring sewage into a river in 🇭🇹 Haiti causing the Haiti cholera outbreak, killing more than 10,000 people (2010)

[Hussein of the south @EyesOnSouth1]

When you are the aggressor, there is no such thing as “self-defense.”

[BIG MAINE 💍💍💍 @maineadelphia]

yes brother that woman with a lingerie photoshoot is going to be a great gf to you

[FiftyBillion @5iftybillion]

There are over 4000 religions in the world, the only one that is perfect wants to kill the rest of us.

Okay oh