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[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

No shade, they need to stop putting ppl with kids on this show. It’s pointless cause most childless ppl aren’t going for that

[✮ 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 ✮ @chocolatesunn]

this cast already giving breath of fresh air and good vibes like we were in HELL last year

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

I’m a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

[nico hoerner fc @extrainnnings]

how it feels

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how sunday night feels when you have monday off

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

these weekends are starting to feel like a 30mins lunch break

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

food trucks used to sell you 3 amazing tacos for like $5 cash only.

then people with master’s degrees discovered them and now it’s $18.50 for 3 mid tacos plus a screen asking for a 20% tip

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Hot take: “let that baby cry” should be advice for toddlers who literally cry about nothing sometimes NOTTTT NEWBORNS!! Especially to new moms

[MLB @MLB]

Singing Go, Cubs, Go for the 10th game in a row 😮‍💨

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Elly De La Cruz tapped Matt Shaw on the helmet after he was called out at second and motioned him to go back to the dugout.

De La Cruz later made an error that caused the Reds to lose.

(📸: Marquee Sports Network)

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Absolutely awful that this happened.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You guys have such unique brains because how did you think of this ?😂😂