Roosevelt 🛌

I ain’t got it.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@ivy_interlude I’m right here

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

I thought I could procrastinate on those e-40 tickets and smooth played myself

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@AW798653369 Damn I hope they figure it out

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@AW798653369 I took a peak but why are they mad at these guys?

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

a white person played bane

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Get up, get going, get after it ♥️

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@BuiltByShaine Either do it right or don’t do it at all

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

The most soulless, vapid indictment of humanity: love island

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

A woman told me I need to smile more.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@bunnny_g1rl @classicplaygirl I would never text that

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

To be fair, they didn’t have twitter back then lmao

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

No one complained about Vanessa Williams being the ‘The Odyssey’ (1997), it being “woke” or “left” because people were more normal then, and internet-brain didn’t exist at-scale yet.

I miss when people were normal.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

White people don’t complain about race swapping when it comes to Jesus.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@NoChaosNoodlez My bad just curious lmao

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Israeli intelligence framed him because he was ready to reveal that israel assassinated jfk

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Wall Street Journal reports that young conservatives are embracing Richard Nixon as an icon.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

Public enemy no. 1 but he’s untouchable.
Mamdani is being performative

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Zohran Mamdani reportedly actively weighing options to arrest Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu when he visits NYC, per NY Post.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

Them ppl would never allow that lmao

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Trump admin moving to de-bank illegal immigrants, per Stephen Miller.

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@bunnny_g1rl I can think of two reasons why

[Roosevelt 🛌 @onlyfiends]

@classicplaygirl You may be a special case

[Solomon Grundy Want Pants Too @galvatron_p]

Welp