eClown Musk

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

"Save Indian Family Foundation" ladies and gentlemen

[SIFF - Save Indian Family Foundation @realsiff]

Dowry death law is as loose as v*gina of a female with 500 body count.

It is defined as:

Any unnatural death (due to accident, suicide due to mental health issues, snake bite) or any woman going missing within 7 years of marriage is a dowry death.

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

I don't get the criticism towards actors that become politicians, for being "unqualified". You think our set of existing politicians are qualified?

[MK @XkrishnanR]

Last mile connectivity is killing Namma Metro’s potential in Bengaluru!
My house is just 4-4.5 km from both Purple & Green lines (10-15 min ride), yet no shuttle. Spent ₹90 on auto today just to reach the station. Private vehicle parking or auto — no choice.
A mini shuttle service covering 5 km radius around every metro station would be a total GAME CHANGER!
#NammaMetro #LastMileConnectivity #Bengaluru

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

@dishinterestedd Ishaan ka ishaan and sunaina ki sunaina are married

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Hate people like this. I remember when a dude i went trekking with asked me for sunscreen, and then went "yeh sab makeup ka samaan main nahi rakhta"

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Somebody anybody please tell me why the devil wears prada 2 was A rated in India

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

We need to start jailing people for failures in public infrastructure leading to death of civilians

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Can't wait for project hail Mary to start getting this treatment

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Never misses

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Why is he lowkey sounding like vanessa hudgens

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

they're calling it the most reassuring wartime message to the American people of all time

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

This was supposed to be Raj Sharma's job after the successful launch of Halo 3

Too much bachna ae haseeno knowledge

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Indian-origin Asha Sharma has appointed as the new CEO of Microsoft Gaming.

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

If only they also pay the people who are made to clean it that much money

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 If you are travelling on national highways, you can earn ₹1,000 in your FASTag by reporting dirty toll plaza toilets through the Rajmargyatra app.

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

my garmin is torturing me

[Reductress @Reductress]

It’s Too Cold to Exercise in Winter,’ Says Woman Who Will Be Too Hot to Exercise in Summer: https://t.co/vOFqfc034X

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Kal ho na ho being used to prove #conformitygate is hella funny

[Armani Cherry @chromesofhearts]

Literal translation
“Kal ho naa ho” →
“Tomorrow may not come”
or more naturally:
“There might not be a tomorrow.”

Which then we’ll look at they have this phrase in ELEVEN lines exactly. #conformitygate idk bout yall but this definitely is on purpose .

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

I think autos should have seatbelts

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

So many long words, but so not wrong

[The Force Majeure Groyper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ProgDirectorate]

only white people have the luxury of this kind of absurd curry to rice protein carb ratio. they're not dealing with the epigenetic trauma induced metabolism of south asians rooted in colonial famines

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

Hey @SonyLIV your tv app sucks :)

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

It's AI because "no real image of the situation exists"..... maybe because the situation doesn't exist

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

That's not fucking paris panini 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

A Bengaluru woman ordered a vegan sandwich on Swiggy from the Paris Panini restaurant.

She found a prawn in her sandwich after one bite.

She received no satisfactory response from Swiggy, so she felt humiliated. She sent legal notices to both Swiggy and Paris Panini seeking ₹2 lakh in compensation.

The Consumer Court has ordered Swiggy and Paris Panini to pay ₹1 lakh as compensation.

[eClown Musk @onlyfordbt]

How did I end up on ed twitter. I was just looking at sandwiches 😭😭😭😭