Coach Mike

The gym is life MF’er!!! Sitting at 312 trying to get to 350 💪 Strongman 2021!! Lightweight baaaaaby!!! Trump 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

Which one of you MFers is stealing all the fucking D rings from the cables at the gym?!?!?!

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

July 10th your ass is mine McNugget. @TheNotoriousMMA @UFCNews @ufc @danawhite @MMAjunkie @UFCFightPass

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

It wasn’t the keto, that crazy MFer almost died on the bench press. What a way to go out 🙏🙏🙏 @whogotthedrop

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

🙏🙏🙏🙏 for @whogotthedrop. Keto fucked him up

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@whogotthedrop @JonnyBones @feelings_forget He’s already proved it you stupid MFer! Dana Green or whatever his name is won’t fucking pay him.

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

This next fights going to be a banger!! #UFC260

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@whogotthedrop IT’s TIME!!! #ufc260

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

The world is my #bodybuilding stage and the #competition is everyday.

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

I would trade a MFin jelly donut and a cookie cake to bring prop hunt back. Don’t talk to me today. #inmyfeelings

[epstein41 @epstein411]

"PROPHUNT you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way.But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me." @Treyarch @CallofDuty

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

The one thing I hate most about having the physique of a god is that every MFer wants to ask me for advice!!! MFer I’ll be there to guide you after my MFing set!!!

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@BenchPressTips If you can’t do it no one can MFer

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@VIPSportsLV Big speak!

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@BenchPressTips And no MFer wants that

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

Trump 2024 @GregAbbott_TX 2028 and 2032 @DonaldJTrumpJr 2036 and 2040 MAGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Covid hospitalizations declined again today

The positivity rate is the lowest since late September & has been on a downward trajectory for months.

The number of reported fatalities is the lowest in more than 2 months.

COVID has not gone away, but we can continue to crush it.

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@bisping DM me if you need a meal plan

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Bro why didnt Petr Yan's parents just call him Peter.

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@funkmasterMMA The knee was clearly illegal. @funkmasterMMA was upset to win the title that way but it wasn’t his fault. If y’all want to be mad at someone be mad at Peter Pan for his illegal knee. That’s what stopped the fight.

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

Can I go to bed and wake up in 2024 when Trump is President again?

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Trump 2024, MAGA!!!!

[Coach Mike @Onlyhereforps53]

I’m living in your head rent free Nate. @NateDiaz209