Teri dehati maa aise rehti hai jab tere dost ghr atey hai aur wo aise dekh ke khub mje lete h
Tu try krta hai ki unhe apne room me le jaye pr wo koi bhana bnake teri maa ke pas aa hi jate h..
Tjhe pta h wo kitni gndi bate krte honge teri maa ke bare me fr bhi tu kch kr ni pata
Tera young nephew holi pe teri biwi k sth
Ur wife-chupo pure badan pe tabse ragar ke rang lga rhe ho aur ab bolte ho ki kapro ke andar lgana h bulau tmhare uncle ko🤨
Chotu-sorry aunty🥺
Ur wife-hehe😏😌 sham ko jb tere uncle chale jayenge tb akey jitna andar lgana ho lga lena
U-Pta nhi maa har shadi me kha gayab ho jati h🤔
Ur dad-beta tune fufa, uncle ya apne mausa ko khi dekha kya
Le kisi kone me:
Fufa-uff har shadi me iss ra*di ke maje lene ka intezar alg rhta h🤤
Mausa-Are abhi daaru ke sath dance ka mjaa le fir puri raat isko bjana bhi toh h🥵
U-bhai yrr ghr pe shaadi start hone wali h tune bola mom ka makeup krwa ke jaldi le ayega.. Kha reh gya yrr..
Frnd-Bhai traffic tha yrr ar aurato ko time lgta h tu ni smjhega..
Meanwhile ur mom getting ready after a hardcore session in hotel with him..his 💦 is still in her 🍑
Baap govt job par h
Or
Ab mein bhi govt jobpar lag gya
Papa ne kha tu maa ko apne sath rakh le
Mein to fir bhi apne aap manage kar lunga
Meine kha ok papa
Ab maa ko apne sath rkh liya
Unko papa ki kami mehsoos nhi hone deta hu
Kyi bar to office se leave lekr unki seva krta hu
When my daughter overheard me saying my wife - "It's weeknd, Let's do something special after Shruti sleeps"
Shruti in her mind - Let me put few sleeping pills in mommy's dinner and viagra in daddy's dinner 💀
You're roaming past midnight with 3 of your friends in a dark alley and see a drunk teenager giving you hints. 🤤
You pull down her pants, take turns on her holes while abusing her until she gets back her senses. 🥵
Who do you pick ?
She's 39 and you're 18. YOU convinced her to cheat on her husband, to fulfill her desires and satisfy her s*xual needs. She drugged her husband to sleep, dressed up and came all excited to your room 💋
And now you're saying it's WRONG just because she's your MOTHER 😭
My activist mom is incredibly vocal about gender issues online, especially crimes against women 💪🏻
Ironically, she’s so busy fighting for every woman on social media that she somehow never finds the time to talk about what her own son is doing to her at home 👀
Aish, 18, said she left the village to chase higher studies and become someone 🫣
Truth is she is there in the same village, staying alongside a tribal man of 42, throbbing on his manhood in all parts of the jungle. If nothing else, she has become a mother of 2 within 3 years 🥵
She was a virgin—and on her first night, her husband made love to her twice, which she enjoyed 💋
Yet, the very next morning, standing there to wake up her FIL, staring at his c*ck out of trousers 🥵 Way thicker than the husband, she orgasmed right there just by looking at it 💦
पति 🧡ने आज मेरी पैंटी सूंघी और बोले 'ये खुशबू तो कुछ अलग है और इतनी स्ट्रॉंग है'... मैंने हँसकर टाल दिया, लेकिन अंदर से डर लग रहा है कि जावेद 💚की महक अभी भी लगी हुई है और फिर पति के जाने के बाद सूंघ कर खुद भी मदहोश हो गयी 👄
उफ्फ्फ ये 💚 महक मुझे बार बार उसके बिस्तर पर ले जाती हैं 💋