onlyinlawschool

A website dedicated to collecting the trials and tribulations of law students everywhere.

[onlyinlawschool @onlyinlawschool]

"The best blackouts are the ones after a law school final"- Clarence Darrow

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Two lies comics tell you:

1) Industry is dead/you can do it on your own (often spouted by people who have or had representation & built a fan base using that infrastructure)
2) Comics are free speech warriors (there are almost no comedy critics because comics hate THAT speech)

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Elizabeth Warren is ripping so much from Jay Inslee's platform it really deserves citation. 😑

[onlyinlawschool @onlyinlawschool]

Ah property law...thanks for making us feel stupid every damn time.

[onlyinlawschool @onlyinlawschool]

@destroytoday Some of us would love to have a tweet get that kind of responses, but enjoy your time off, maybe you can clean your apartment...

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Few people know this, but I auditioned to be @VancityReynolds. Ryan Reynolds isn’t a real person, he’s a character played by Matt Feltch from Cincinnati. Yeah, he’s not even really Canadian. It was a long process that came down to me and Matt.

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Back up a sec...
#FridayMotivation #FridayFeeling

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

The Mueller hearing was like sex for the first time. Neither side gets what they want, both are disappointed and will distort it to their friends, but years from now the truth will come out.

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

“Wow, you’re 43? I would have never guessed!”
- Thanks!
“Yeah, you like really good...for your age.”
- Thanks?
“I never thought you were so old!”
- ...

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

American Flag bikinis: disrespectful garments that devalue the sanctity of our flag or kinda hot? #4thJuly #4thofjuly #independenceday

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Question - If you’re invited to a party and they ask you to bring soda, do you bring cans or 2 liter bottles? Retweet to resolve a dispute with my wife! #sundayvibes

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Eating pizza with a fork - 57%
Trump - 41%

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Considering the amount of attention it was given in the first few years of school, I really thought that paper mache was gonna play a much bigger part in my life.

[onlyinlawschool @onlyinlawschool]

Because people don’t hate Lawyers quite enough...

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

I think our only option at this point is to start electing all of our leaders according to looks. It can't be worse. You'll be watching the news and think, "man, this guy has no idea what he's talking about, but look at that jaw line..."

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

The news is reporting that Prince Harry returned to work just three days after his son was born. Prince’s have jobs? When did this start? I thought the only thing a Prince did was slay dragons, rescue damsels, and drive little red corvettes.

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Looking forward to what Ser Jaime does next....or who
#GamefThrones #got

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

(1/3) If you think "if we impeach Trump it may turn off voters" you are a coward. Trump didn't lie about extramarital blow jobs. He is in a constant state of corruption, abuse of power and subversion of democratic norms. The Senate stole Supreme Court seat.

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

I tried reading the Mueller Report and had flashbacks to law school. I’m now curled up in the corner crying and sweating. I blame Trump.

[Kevin Israel @kevinisrael_nj]

Or maybe the Kraft tape can be released as a post credit scene to the Mueller Report

[onlyinlawschool @onlyinlawschool]

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