Jack Hammer

[Jack Hammer @onlyjackhammer]

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[Jack Hammer @onlyjackhammer]

The fire ants in Washington are not to be trifled with. I took my dogs on a walk in the hinterland when one of these ferocious beasts bit me. Now I feel as though my ankle was kicked by a horse.

[Jack Hammer @onlyjackhammer]

I’ll be back next week, thank you.

[Jack Hammer @onlyjackhammer]

Probably a youth pastor somewhere: “Join us Wednesday night in the wilderness for a Travis Decker search party! We’ll have helicopter rides, boardgames, and a bonfire! We might even be able to catch a glimpse of the man himself! Bring a friend and your favorite snack!”

[Jack Hammer @onlyjackhammer]

Popped up in my Facebook feed. I was all pumped for some new #Thrice Apparently there is another #Thrice out there?