sweaty girl fish

do no harm, but take no shit

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Last night I got pulled over for taking my bra off while driving

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Ya girl is back and blinder than ever

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Just googled “was Alexander Hamilton hot” bc it’s Saturday night and time to get wild

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

IF trump comes out of this unscathed, it will be due largely in part to the fact that he had immediate access to quality, affordable healthcare......... something he is trying to take from millions of Americans

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Alright imma just say it.... Thachary binx is FOINE

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

FRIENDLY TEMINDER FROM SOMEONE WHO TAKES INSULIN THAT TRUMP DID NOT LOWER THE COST OF INSULIN

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

This tweet is just a friendly reminder thag I have off from work today and you probably don’t. Happy Monday!!!!

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

“Men with pointy teeth” is l hands down the most valid reason the evil mom gives for rapunzel not leaving her tower

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

My cat is 1 million times more photogenic than I am

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

@ejkless Hahahahaha LITERALLY

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

My favorite thing is when I’m telling someone about my low vision and they’re like “would glasses help?”

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

The only time I am truly happy is when I am asleep or when I am going to sleep soon. Is this

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Plus side of going blind is that now I can blame the fact that I’m single on my disability and not the fact that I’m just generally unlovable

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

I would give literally anything to have the problems I thought I had a year ago.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

mike’s hard????? good for him

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

White people are literally the wildest... imagine thinking being murdered and wearing a mask are the same. Imagine being so fragile you think a piece of cloth is oppressing you. Truly most of these people’s faces would be improved by what a mask obstructs

[John Paul Mejia @johnpaul_mejia]

I’m hearing too much “recycle, compost, go vegan!” and not enough “100 corporations cause 71% of emissions”

[sweaty girl fish @onlykfishintheC]

Why do these horses have the dumbest fucking names

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Thinking about that Robert Pattinson movie that was just like run of the mill romance about a young hot couple with no problems and then the very end is like “Oh and?? It’s been 2001 this whole time and Rob is about to die in 9/11. Ok bye movie over”