diagnosed lumpy

do you or don’t you want me to love you?

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

help i accidentally quit smoking and i can’t start again

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

my third eye has an ulcerated cornea

[a u d r e y @postphantasm]

You can read the whole piece I did for @litmoralitmag issue 2 holiday horror here and I’d like you to

https://t.co/zztRo94V9H

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

@camerobradford never has a tweet spoken to me like this one

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I tell people I attended the school of hard knocks, hoping they’ve never seen the lush campus in the heart of Berkshires and aren’t aware of my father’s generous contributions

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

@audstronaut if landlines come back your landline tweet comes back

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i’m afraid the spiders that live in my bathroom are going through a divorce :(

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

@sabrinaburke_ this is absolutely devastating

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i think when my father died all the rage he never let himself feel was passed onto me

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

if elon musk is allowed to be suicidal so am i

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i took a t break from suicidal ideation but now? that shit is HITTING no one speak to me

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

all these sisyphus posts and yet no nods to my man rivers cuomo for mentioning sisyphus in the song Wind in Our Sail, featured on Weezer’s White Album ??????

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i don’t think i should have to pay my doctors i think they should just enjoy spending time with me

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i’m sorry but where do the girlies get their regrettable homecoming dresses if not DEB ?????

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

ensure girlfriend // huel boyfriend

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

heard through the grapevine that you heard through the grapevine that i was doing well and i just wanted to clear some things up

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

are you gonna be sad when you see i bought a new vacuum

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

@mosesthecarrot very freudian of you son !!!

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

i feel so bad when people like me. imagine having feelings for a bitch named ann? embarrassing

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

@agabrams babe 🥹🥹

[diagnosed lumpy @onlylegs]

breaking news: the bitch who can’t be mean to NPCs had to break someone’s heart irl and she is NOT okay