Cristian J. Blandin

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Before I get mad, do open houses take all night?

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Buy what you can, if you can’t afford what you want.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

MFs will go half on a bottle before they go half on some real estate.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

I put “my baby 😍” under their business page and they deleted it.

😔😔💔😢😔😭😭😢😔😔💔❤️‍🩹💔💔😩

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

I put “my baby 😍” under her business page and she deleted it.

😔😔💔😢😔😭😭😢😔😔💔❤️‍🩹💔💔😩

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

I put “my baby 😍” under his business page and he deleted it.

😔😔💔😢😔😭😭😢😔😔💔❤️‍🩹💔💔😩

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

MFs be scared to get their credit pulled but be brave af to wear bedazzled jeans.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

“Your babymama ain’t even put you on the title.”

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

I’m convinced, some of ya’ll selling more than just houses.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Imagine finding your client the perfect home, and they say, “I’ll let you know.”

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Imagine finding your client the perfect home and they say “I’ll let you know”.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Be honest, before you found out I was in real estate, did you think I was a model?

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Instagram, you forgot some people.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Instagram, please remove my ex too.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Them: I’m in your city.

Realtors: Great! Let me know if you want to see some properties.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Wait till I get my BBL, it’s over for you “top producers”.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

I’m his first real estate baddie and now he doesn’t want to refer me to his friends and family.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Wipe your tears with a ratified contract.

[Cristian J. Blandin @onlyloansllc]

Random person talking about real estate.

Me: Did someone say my name?