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MAN THINGS THAT ONLY MEN UNDERSTAND // by @thricedotted

[men only @onlymanthings]

Why be divided when you can be diviDUDE?. NICE.

[men only @onlymanthings]

I don't believe in motor, only BROtor. Pound it!

[men only @onlymanthings]

I'll never be evolutionary -- I'm too busy being eBROlutionary.

[men only @onlymanthings]

A child is inadvisable. A dad is inDADvisable. ... I'm so lonely.

[men only @onlymanthings]

I don't protrude, I proDUDE.

[men only @onlymanthings]

Don't call me secluded, I'm secluDUDE. Now watch this drive.

[men only @onlymanthings]

I don't deny, I deGUY. Am I RIGHT?

[men only @onlymanthings]

finGUYing: the only fingering designed for a guy.

[men only @onlymanthings]

Better BROser than closer. *flexes*

[men only @onlymanthings]

That's not granted, that's MANted.

[men only @onlymanthings]

Don't call me shouldered, I'm shoulDAD. *flexes*

[men only @onlymanthings]

Am I RIGHT?

[men only @onlymanthings]

KILLIN IT

[men only @onlymanthings]

purGUYtory is the best purgatory. *high five*

[men only @onlymanthings]

I never ogle, I BROgle. *flexes*

[men only @onlymanthings]

I'm not muddied, I'm mudDUDE. That's how you do it.

[men only @onlymanthings]

Double the pleasure of nihilism with GUYhilism! Pound it!

[men only @onlymanthings]

Up top!

[men only @onlymanthings]

A child is advantageous. A dad is DADvantageous. Now watch this drive.

[men only @onlymanthings]

I never violate, I GUYolate. ... I'm so lonely.