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[not famous enough to use my real name @onlymike]

@AOC So much respect for you. But I’m about to delete every political everything. Dems have no fucking idea what they’re doing.

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@atrupar Harris didn’t give much info to sell her policies.

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@Steven_Hyden Pod Save America bros claimed yesterday that Harris ran a perfect campaign. I’m deleting every political everything tomorrow. I’m so done with this tight circle of losers.

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@NoahGarfinkel One more place I can’t sit. Thanks Joe Biden.

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@MeidasTouch Men have been too busy sunning their balls.

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@Steven_Hyden … please don’t ask how I’m doing.

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@michaelharriot @KatyTurNBC Sounds phishy

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@mehdirhasan Republicans claim ownership to patriotism, but this guy comes across as unAmerican as can be.

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@EthGlen @BasebaIlKing At least Billy Buckner tried to make the play.

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@TomMarshall111 @reprisetheband @FidensBrewing Tom gaining even more respect with his craft beer game.

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@ElieNYC @democracynow Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been wondering how to counter those weird tweets for years. LGM!

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@juclearfusion They would have been screwed if it was a microtonal guitar.

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@cultu54099 @snyyankees How so?

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@BryanHoch I'd love to hear an explanation from those who are cheering these two clowns. How is this not just ok, but something you're applauding?

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@feverrolling @BryanHoch ... for the White Sox

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@cjzero ESPN claims they’re allowed to attend today’s game. That’s insane.

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@Steven_Hyden TJ Miller is hilarious.

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@DanBartels2 Nope. We love him. But it’s over.

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@JB4COBUCK @PandaSophist @johnjf125 It’s so great. Wordle for baseball fans.

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@SteveGelbs Easily my favorite team since ‘86. These guys had so much heart and never ever game up.