Jordan

30. MChem graduate. Occasionally known to play games. Loves a pub quiz.

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Being compared to Messi

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

Hold that you cheating fucks

[OptaJohan @OptaJohan]

0 - Since the introduction of yellow and red cards at the 1970 edition, no player has ever received a red card and gone on to play in his team's next match at the FIFA World Cup.

Unprecedented.

[Chris @CWeatherspoon_]

First Cristiano Ronaldo, now Folarin Balogun. But when a Somali referee can't get in the country it's "unfortunate" but we should "chill and relax". No qualms with the Iranian team being ferried across the border as soon as possible.

Brazen and shameful

[SIR Paul Artois 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @PaulArtoisPub]

@henrywinter He AI generated a poster he can AI generate the players standing next to him the little gimp

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

I, for one, am absolutely shocked that a Premier League referee has absolutely lost the plot

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

WOW

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

VAR is the worst thing in this sport. Bar nothing.

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

@leedsnoinfidel IN SIX WEEKS 😭🤣🤣

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

#RIPBobTheCat

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

@LUFC goodbye my king

[チャーリー @pentobag]

田中碧が号泣　
ボールロストから逆転ゴール献上の悪夢…

🗣️本田圭佑は、流石のコメント
『まぁ結果論なんでね、ミスして失点に繋がったからそういう話になりますけど、別に他の選手も違う場面で沢山ミスしてましたし、失点に逆に繋がらなければミスしていいのかって訳でもないし…だから誰も責め…田中さんはもちろん責める事はできないし、まぁむしろそれ以外のプレーに関しては賞賛する事ばかりだったんで、田中さんには切り替えて欲しいですね』

[とりっぴー @Tori_LFC]

この大会で魅せられた者として、田中碧にも胸を張って帰ってきてほしい

ブラジル戦で責任を感じてるのが田中碧だとしても、日本をここまで導いてきたキーパーソンも間違いなく田中碧だよ

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

A Microsoft worker has quit and sent a mass email detailing Microsoft's complicity in surveillance tech Israel uses to hunt Palestinians

https://t.co/8LX7Rz7yEq

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

Miss him already… my big sexy pirate

[Beren Cross @BerenCross]

Leeds verbally agree £20m deal with Brighton for transfer of Pascal Struijk.

Formal offer to come, but negotiations concluded today. Leeds pitched new contract, but he wanted fresh challenge and they couldn't risk losing him for free next summer. #lufc https://t.co/B7gip3pCW9

[ア ルミン @cheche_xyz]

前半の田中碧これ

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

yes, they do, because that is what a fucking child is. do you people even hear yourselves

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Meaning they are *not* “illegal migrants” but legal refugees. What kind of reporting is this lol

[Jordan @OnlyOneJYP]

If you haven’t been watching it please go watch The Legend of Vox Machina. They’re making the show even better than I thought they would

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Meet James Purnell. Andy Burnham's chief of staff.

He supported Iraq invasion; ex chair of Labour Friends of Israel; said that Winter Fuel Allowance and free bus passes should not be sacred; supported PFI, lie-detector tests for benefit claimants.

Next?
https://t.co/8Cnj0hIu62