Oseluke

Therapist 🇳🇬🇬🇧 | The cruise is premium | A Manchester Cityzen 💙 | Fastest way to get my attention is on the timeline | DM at your own risk!

[Oseluke @onlyose]

So i have a question for my 10 followers here.
Why do men like forming hard guy hard guy in relationship? Is it a respect or an ego thing? Or men are just designed that way?

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@OfficiaEdoOsasB What's your prediction for ADC?

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@Maame_juliet @Tbag__1 You too, you are an idiot as well, just like her father

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@CEOMosco @SirJarus No, that was a really stupid question you asked.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@Rys__dad Her hair has got nothing to do with her post. You are losing focus. Stay on topic

[Oseluke @onlyose]

This is why @jon_d_doe keeps preaching about cohabiting before marriage because a simple 30days together would have saved you both all these stress.

[Kunmi Bello @tes__baby]

Twitter for married people, please indulge me…

Is lack of sexual satisfaction a legitimate ground for divorce?

A friend is seeking for divorce in a marriage that’s not even up to 1year, saying she’s sexually starved.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

He will. Everyone said that about Matheus Nunez.

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Marmoush isn’t creative enough to be a 10, not a good dribbler to be a winger, not physical enough to be a striker. Every touch turns into a duel with him. Unfortunately, I cannot see him succeed at City

[Oseluke @onlyose]

Everyone at City lowkey cooking this season

[Nico @DeBrxyne17]

Damn didn’t know bro had 11 G/A wtf?!

[Oseluke @onlyose]

Its true what they say: "A fool at 40 is a fool forever"

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“I’m 41 years now, I’ve never fallen in love, I’m talking to 6 different girls now, you can’t be the only one. I almost got married to one but she left me cos I told her I’m polygamous in nature. My brother told me not to tell them again, I should just bring them in, get them pregnant and then I can tell them afterwards” - Speed Darlington.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

If you only buy fuel when your reserve light comes on, then get ready to buy a new fuel pump.

[santiago @iFe_oluwa__]

I only buy fuel when reserve light don on. And make I no hear that click sound when U don sell between 35L-40L first. Na there me and U go get problem.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

Of all the things to worry about, a fucking cinema?

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

There is no Cinema in the whole of Abia state. That state is backward.

It needs a leadership change.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

MANCHESTER CITY FOOTBALL CLUB

Yeah, that's the tweet.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

Nunez is evolving, Gvardiol is ruthless on set peice, Nico gradually making us forget Rodri, Tijani scores. Even tho Doku was missed, Savinho ran riot. Erling on 19 goals. Arsenal, keep praying, one slip today and the title race is. Beyond reach. 3 points, 3 nil, a clean sheet.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@ErikMilly511 @IslanderLa48554 @Harmless12345 Like, irredeemably stupid

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@lexyy4real @Excellclothing The gate was opened and "he felt". Like he felt? What ignorance, what silliness.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@lexyy4real @quickwitted00 Being called doesn’t give you permission to invade people’s space especially when its your first time. Invitation is on them. A notice upon arrival is on you. If this offends you, check your upbringing because some of you are poorly raised.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

To be very honest.

[Nafiu Muhammad @nafiumohammad]

$5 million spread over six years is small money for someone who has been in the oil and gas industry for over 40 years.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

But you don't like that they published Farouk's children's names. Lol

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

I didn't like that they published Farouk's children's names. But my favourite part in all these is Dangote signing as 'Aliko Dangote', without a title and without using any staff or head of whatever department.

He now must take this further by petitioning the EFCC. Otherwise this is just a media show.

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@ruffydfire I'm of the opinion that the figures coming from the north and some other parts of the country have been grossly exaggerated over the years. The question should be: When are we going to have a proper census?

[Oseluke @onlyose]

@ruffydfire He didn't say a better president, he said a better Democrat

[Oseluke @onlyose]

Meaning his wife owns the record label. Interesting

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

JUST IN: The first prosecution witness (PW1), Peter Obumuneme Okoye, in the ongoing trial of Jude Chigozie Okoye, an elder brother and former manager of Paul and Peter Okoye, has told Justice Rahman Oshodi of the Lagos State High Court, Ikeja, that the defendant’s wife owns 800,000 shares in Northside Music Limited, according to a statement by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).