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[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

A virgin woman is a myth. There is literally zero probability that a virgin girl would be loyal and won’t cheat on you.

The sooner you accept the fact that you’re probably not going to get a virgin wife or a girl without a past, the better it will be for you.

Because there’s no way to find out a girl’s virginity, and if you can’t accept that fact, you’ll be devastated and frustrated after finding out she wasn’t a virgin.

So, the better option is to have fun before you get married, so you don’t end up regretting it later.

And if you’re saving yourself thinking you’ll get a virgin, let me remind you: the other person is having fun.

[Berlin 🚩 @Toxicity_______]

Educated pretty girls, even from rich families are eloping with Ac mechanics, plumbers, vegetable vendors, puncture wala , rickshawala, butchers, drivers, ghar ka naukar, and hawkers... for exactly what?

*My family doesn't understand me.
*I never got emotional support.
*My freedom was always restricted.
*I don't feel valued at home.
*Nobody listens to me.

[Āsurā @iAsura_]

01/04/2014: Crude Oil was $105/barrel, Pure Petrol ₹71.41/L (Manmohan Singh)

17/06/2026: Crude Oil $79/barrel, Pure Petrol ₹160/L (Narendra Modi)

[VILLAIN$ @VILLAIN05A]

Prediction level 🔥

[Proton @Neutronstarrrr1]

Aise dikhne wale ke saath mai dosti na karu ye bc live in relationship me thi

Foids rant on twitter all day then choose a guy like that 😭😭

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Sher ko Red Carpet ki aisi bhayankar latt lagi hui hai ki instructor ke yoga mat par jutte lekar chadh gaya 😭

[txt onlineshop @txtdarionlshop]

ini lucu banget 😭😭😭

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Women don't date men they're not attracted to.

They marry them.

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[Dev @OnlyPrions]

@varunkrish @DocPriyamMD Clean your filters daily with antiseptic soap. Get inside unit cleaned with foam. It collects mold and bacteria .Use air purifirr if can. Keep AC at 26-28. No ceiling fan.

[Dev @OnlyPrions]

@GenuineQuipster @ajeetbharti @RelianceDigital @MyLloydIndia @havellsindia Incorrect. Water tank tray, thermostate, or communication.

[Aryannn @relatablehuyrrr]

When I was a kid, I looked at the toys, Now I look at the man selling them.

[Save A Man @Save_A_Man]

Never marry:

🚫 nurses

🚫 lawyers

🚫 IG models

🚫 girls from Dubai ✈️

🚫 girls who hate their dad

MEN, rememberrrrrrrr that:

1) Never wife a known hoe.
2) Never marry a woman older than you.
3) Never let a woman set you up for failure.
4) Women are more loyal to their feelings than your sacrifices.
5) A cheating woman who has been caught is a dangerous woman.
6) Never forgive a woman for something she knows she shouldn't be forgiven for.
7) A woman will treat you like a king until you discover her secrets.
8) Always stay five steps ahead of your wife.
9) Once a good woman turns bad, she can never return to being good.
10) If you know you married a toxic wife, never take her to the Western world.
11. The moment you stop providing emotion, attention, or direction, she starts shopping for replacements.
12. A woman who disrespects you once is rehearsing to disrespect you forever.

[Dev @OnlyPrions]

@a7las1984 Get a cashiers check of the whole amount, leaving the minimum balance required.
Then, after the cheque clears, take out that amount and close the account.

[Dev @OnlyPrions]

@DontSpewHate @thekaipullai Heh. Wrong.

[Indian Tintin @IndianTintin_]

Reminder that not allowing Dehatis to spit, pee and p00p everywhere is perceived as oppression, suppression, repression, depression and benchpression which must be responded to violently. Just a few days ago we saw the video of an autowallah beating up a senior citizen who objected to his spitting and littering.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Way before 370 ki briyani

[Aditya Ojha @thispodcastguy]

This man is criminally predictable.

[Āsurā @iAsura_]

If US killed Indian sailors like this during @INCIndia @RahulGandhi era, BJP would be on the streets ... RRing at 50000 Hz

Congress is third class in theatrics.

This is the nation of Katha Vachak thugs, having theatrical skill is the most important prerequisite for politics.

[Dev @OnlyPrions]

@Windsofchange72 @AntidehaatSS What's the dosage and duration of the regimen?