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[Grace @Gracenchoe]

Rigathi has said that as soon as the opposition announce their presidential candidate one of the principals will crossover and join the government, your guess is as good as mine🍉🍉

[Only Puns @onlypuns__]

@BoboWamboiKuria Kenyans who follow politicians blindly also don't love their country

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Never in life have I seen someone in power teargass himself .

Kindiki did it and ran away from his own rally and ran for sympathy😂

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Kenyans love their country, ni politicians hutufail.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Osama Bin Laden's wife officiating the reopening of United StatesEmbassy, Nairobi.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Gadamn

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Mlima people have asked our leaders to plan early on how they are going to receive Gachagua like a king in the airport upon his arrival from USA.

[Sterrō @stirmins]

@RadicalSaxon Lithium is pretty soft so they'd probably try eating it.

[Alexander🇺🇸 @RadicalSaxon]

“White people stole our resources!” What the fuck was the unga bunga tribe going to use lithium for anyway?

[Oscar @makupa_]

@edwinsifuna we’ve not been this hopeful for a while. Deliver us from this devil.

[drey @Dreymwangi]

Beautiful scenes huko eastlands kwa hio rally ya sifuna 🔥🔥

[ª🩷 @yningts]

Sending your wife to reopen a church you had burnt down with people inside??? Wantam my nigga

[EPL Champions 25/26 @Gichy_]

Omwami is so big than he actually thinks and I’m genuinely worried for him juu the number of people placing hopes on him ni crazy sana
He gotta have to walk this to the end
Hakuna kurudi nyuma hapa

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

There is always one thing about the Edwin Sifuna Linda Mwananchi faction's crowd, no branded caps or T shirts, that means that the crowd is organic, unpaid. And that is William Ruto's greatest headache!

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

“Plan ni tukuroge hadi uanze kuongea ukweli”
Imeninasa mbaya sana.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Kuna goon amekimbishwa akaingia police station. Watu wamechanga wakamlipia bail wanamngoja hapa nje.

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

Bwana Eldoret town kila mtu anasema WANTAM.. The 'prophet' of Sugoi is being rejected in his home town! They are tired of his mischief

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Sifuna has fully shut down Nairobi gaddemit.

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Nairobi is roaring! Riggy G please Declare Sifuna Tosha tushuke na Sugoi thief.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Na mjue Sifuna ajatangaza kuwa he will run for presidency, he’s on the process of touring all parts of the country to survey. Ile Siku atatangaza tutaingia ground kumwombea kura.

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