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i am sweating

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

my new years resolution is listen to [upbeat funky music] that plays during transitions in sitcoms and reality tv more

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

people in the west north central at a family holiday dinner:

"yeah so it's a weird show kinda like the goonies but there are monsters in it and one of the girls is bald and has magic."

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

jimmy fallon: so what’s this whole socialism thing?
candidate for judge in new hampshire: well jimmy socialism is basically when small businesses have the tools they need to thrive.
me: i can’t believe it. they said socialism on tv. it’s like the twilight zone.

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

USA BOMBS NIGERIA ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

Nigerians should understand that the US is not waging a war on terror; it is running a global network of terror. The so-called US "War on Terror" is, at best, contrived hypocrisy and, at worst, a fraudulent deception. Al-Qaeda and ISIS are now being promoted by the Americans as democratic reformers in many parts of the Global South because they serve the geopolitical interests of the US–Israel–NATO axis.

The so-called War on Terror waged by the United States has uprooted millions of people, leaving behind a trail of suffering, chaos, and devastation wherever it intervened. Yet the same nation continues, with astonishing audacity, to lecture the world on how bombing and invading the African continent supposedly protects it from terrorism.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

seeing marty supreme tomorrow with my parents. cant wait for the post-film discussion q's like "is that jeremy consomme?" and "wait why did he do that?"

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Something to F your head up on Christmas… You can hate me later.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

love deviled eggs fr the way they are kind of annoying to cook up and then how they make the kitchen smell like yellowstone mudpots and also how they taste very just okay enough when compared to a majority of other holiday finger foods.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

sugar plum fairies just stole my insurance card

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

what im leaving out for santa tonite

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

watching jingle all the way on tubi i think it's a different version or something cause like there's some extended mall of america scenes i don't remember and also there is a clear liquid coming out of my ears

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

the grinch is an allegory about what if a possum smoked Δ8-Tetrahydrocannabinol and ensuing stuff

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

nice list 2025
how to get on nice list
how to get on nice list reddit
nice list no waiting period
good deeds to do from home
virtuous behaviors easy
virtuous behaviors easy reddit
coal resale value 2025

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

bro fr thinks he's gonna hang up the brightest string of lights i've ever seen and he hasn't even sliced up the fruitcake.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

bro fr thinks there's gonna be carols at the spinet when he doesn't even have candles at the window.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

i love going to an irish pub 3800 hundred miles from ireland and being like "no one here knows about the whiteboy movement"

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Average men create regular times. Regular times create average men. Average men create regular times. Regular times create average men.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

in central iowa you'll still see a guy and they'll fr be in a static-x tshirt and also it will straight up be a "static-x world tour 2025" tshirt. beautiful traditions.

[seáinín @onlysiencyn]

local gov of a midwestern city when they demolish two miles of woods to make a 6 foot wide bike trail used by 9 per 100k people