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“I am the worst.” - 1 Timothy 1:15b

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CNN: “Este é um imigrante sem documentos...”

Miller: “Eles estavam aqui ILEGALMENTE?”

CNN: “Quero que esta seja uma discussão de boa-fé...”

Miller: “Quando você usa uma linguagem feita para ocultar a verdade, isso NÃO é boa-fé. Um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL é um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL. Eles não são ‘imigrantes sem documentos’.”

CNN: “Stephen, estamos tentando humanizar o debate...”

Miller: “Humanizar? Então vamos humanizar o Código Penal também. O assaltante de banco passa a ser ‘especialista em retirada sem agendamento prévio’. O estelionatário vira ‘empreendedor de narrativas financeiras alternativas’. O cara que entra na sua casa sem convite é só um ‘visitante com documentação pendente’. Que tal?”

CNN: “Isso é uma analogia grosseira.”

Miller: “Grosseira é fingir que a lei federal some porque a redação da CNN inventou um eufemismo mais fofo. ‘Sem documentos’ soa como alguém que esqueceu a carteira no Uber. Não. É alguém que cruzou a fronteira sem autorização, ficou, e agora a imprensa trata o estatuto jurídico como se fosse uma questão de estilo de escrita.”

CNN: “Mas muitos contribuem para a economia...”

Miller: “Ah, o argumento clássico: o crime deixa de ser crime se a pessoa lava prato ou constrói telhado. Pelo mesmo critério, o contrabandista de cigarro também ‘contribui’, gera emprego no transporte. Quer que a gente chame ele de ‘empreendedor logístico informal’? A CNN topa?”

CNN: “Você está polarizando.”

Miller: “Não. Eu estou recusando o dicionário de marketing. Vocês mudam a palavra, depois acusam quem usa o termo legal de ser ‘desumano’. É o truque mais velho do livro: primeiro suaviza o vocabulário, depois declara vitória moral. Os Estados Unidos já cansaram desse teatro. Chamem o que é. Ou admitam que o objetivo nunca foi clareza — foi controle da narrativa.”

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

A woman who was already banned from an Oklahoma City convenience store decided to come back anyway.

When an employee asked her to leave, police say Bryona Roberts pulled out a knife and threatened to kill them. Then when officers showed up, she allegedly tried to run and ignored their commands.

Police ended up using a less-lethal beanbag shotgun to take her into custody.

Imagine being banned from a gas station and somehow thinking the best move is to come back with a knife. 🤦‍♂️

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Move back to crapistsan where you came from, and I promise you wont hear them. 😎

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@AntiWokeMemes Move back to crapistsan where you came from, and I promise you wont hear them. 😎

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"Economist" no more, now "Political Economist". The outlet is not the least bit interested in markets or statistics, only in examining how governments, corporations, colonial legacies, and other structures influence economic outcomes. 🔥🤡🎪

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 REPORTER: Your interventions risk making Europe worse

ELON MUSK: How?

REPORTER: You support people who are proto-authoritarians...very clear fascist tendencies

ELON: I think you're just completely MAKING THINGS UP. What you're saying is TOTAL FICTION. I am merely saying Europe needs to have SECURE BORDERS. It should not let in vast numbers of people with views antithetical to the accepted views in Europe. This is common sense.

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He's on a roll!

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@EricLDaugh "Economist" no more, now "Political Economist". The outlet is not the least bit interested in markets or statistics, only in examining how governments, corporations, colonial legacies, and other structures influence economic outcomes. 🔥🤡🎪

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Rump Tuckers 😎

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Ok, just for fun. 😏
What's the name of this biker gang?

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@janninereid1 @CWILLIS11 Rump Tuckers 😎

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It "evolved" itself to store 6 inch fangs ... hmm, not clear how that would happen. Seems more likely that a designer did them both at the same time. 🤔

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The payara (Hydrolycus scomberoides), commonly known as the vampire fish, is a fearsome freshwater apex predator native to the Amazon and Orinoco river basins of South America.

Its most defining and terrifying feature is a pair of massive canine fangs protruding from its lower jaw, which can grow up to six inches long in larger species.

To prevent these needle-sharp teeth from piercing its own brain when closing its mouth, the fish has evolved specialized nasal pockets in its upper jaw where the fangs safely rest.

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@Rainmaker1973 It "evolved" itself to store 6 inch fangs ... hmm, not clear how that would happen. Seems more likely that a designer did them both at the same time. 🤔

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[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

The WWII vets featured in the President’s speech watched the fireworks from their memorial. ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻🎆

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@ImMeme0 @woundsrus19 Man, what a bummer? 😁

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