Teo

Look sir, droids!

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

The ability of demagogues & autocrats to surprise, to create a new scandal every day, is their superpower. It diminishes attention to the previous day's transgressions & normalizes them. It slowly numbs the senses, including outrage. Values are the only defense. Hold them dear.

[Quillette @Quillette]

"Grant applications should be assessed on their scientific merits—not on the sex or political leanings of the applicant," writes @theandrewglover.

https://t.co/KuMr6DtXmk

[k🪷 @klvuii]

this is actually the cutest thing ever

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Only f****** Americans could describe an attack on a regime committing genocide for a full year, 'unprovoked'.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The largest dinosaur weighed around 85 tons.

Some male blue whales weigh as much as 200 tons.

A blue whale's heart is 6 feet wide and weighs 400 lbs.

The largest animal that ever lived.

[OCHA Lebanon @OCHALebanon]

#Lebanon:

Reports indicate that civilian houses & infrastructure are being targeted by strikes, leading to the deaths of entire families & triggering mass, unprecedented displacement.

Civilians must be kept safe & their basic needs met, whether they move or stay. #NotATarget.

[Teo @onlyteo]

@SaysPhilippe det styrer du selvfølgelig helt selv :)

[Teo @onlyteo]

@SaysPhilippe Om du griller noe godt kjøtt kan det bli noe ala ASMR for noen

[Teo @onlyteo]

@SaysPhilippe En type Philippe, minutt for minutt?

[Teo @onlyteo]

@RebelBeCause Trønderpoliti, minutt for minutt? #TvNorge

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

Simpler times

[Josh Long @starbuxman]

I got a sneak peak at some of the amazing stuff they’re dreaming up at the ol’ @intellijidea ranch to make the lives of Spring developers even better, namely a new “Structure View” which shows that IntelliJ has a really good awareness of a @SpringBoot application.

[Tim Ottinger @tottinge]

Instead of "when will this be done," ask "when can people start using this?"

They're not the same question. You can create a feature in one big-bang (waterfall-style) or you can create it in a number of "value drops" and collect feedback along the way.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

A few quotes on metrics:

"Tell me how you measure me, and I will tell you how I will behave." -Goldratt

"It is wrong to suppose that if you can’t measure it, you can’t manage it – a costly myth.” (Deming [The New Economics])`

“You can only measure three percent of what matters” (Deming, quoted by Peter Senge)

"Eliminate management by objective. Eliminate management by numbers, numerical goals. Substitute leadership." (Deming's "Fourteen Points for Management" from 'Out of the Crisis', 1982)

"What gets measured gets managed - even when it’s pointless to measure and manage it, and even if it harms the purpose of the organization to do so." (attributed to Drucker)

“Managers who don’t know how to measure what they want settle for wanting what they can measure.” - Russell Ackoff

Goodhart's law: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure".

[Confluent, an IBM Company @confluentinc]

The #ApacheKafka 3.8 release added a number of new features, including KIP-813: Shareable State Stores, but a lot of people are unclear on how this feature actually works.

In his new blog, @MatthiasJSax takes a deep dive into the topic.

Read it here ➡️ https://t.co/K6u1Kc8N4s

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

BREAKING: The Biden administration tapped Mira Resnick, an official deeply involved in weapons transfers to Israel, for a new role shaping policy at the State Department on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. https://t.co/S17a6q5e6V

[Stanislav Kozlovski @kozlovski]

Everybody is talking about Apache Kafka.

Wonder what it is?

This single cheatsheet has all you need 👇

[Teo @onlyteo]

Nå er du sterk, hr. Heger

[Kim Heger @KimHeger2ing]

Når @OlaSvenneby snakker om å ta barnetrygden fra foreldre til uskikkelige barn, mener han da også apanasje?