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23 | sweet as honey, and twice as addicting

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calling all men out there, you see is what you get 👀

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@AlluredbyNature peer pressure doesn't excuse harmful behavior, especially when someone is clearly performing for their friends. the need for approval can explain the behavior without making it acceptable

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@ljcasonlover honestly, being naturally great at conditioning can matter more than being naturally talented at the actual sport when you're young

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@arturoherreraco in a perfect world the nudie version will be in the comments. do we live in a perfect world?

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@sammiewilloww i have the best （ ͜.人 ͜.）and i can prove it

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@Julieow0 can you resist me?

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@swordgunlimited butt hair, pubic hair, whatever.. the point is the same. stop treating natural body hair like something that needs to be corrected

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@londonstheory the internet wants everything to be complicated, but somehow the most boring advice keeps being the one that works

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@neilkohney a great concept means a lot more when the execution matches it.. the art absolutely delivered here

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@Earth_928_2099 when a film gives one side the role of the safe haven and places the consequences almost entirely on the other side, people are going to question whether they’re watching history or a political narrative

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@Msginafla i genuinely didn’t realize it was only seven days in jail. knowing that now makes the whole reaction feel so much more dramatic

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@jennysaysquoi i’m tired, i’m sleepy, and i already know exactly what kind of bedtime treatment i’m asking for.. cuddles first, then the rest

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@iamsropb the internet has gotten so bad at recognizing obvious shitposts that people will genuinely perform a full medical analysis on a joke instead of realizing they’re being baited

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@louisduong199 clear hearing is only an upgrade when you actually want to hear everything.. some people would gladly trade perfect audio for a little household peace

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@bearmandrysdale forget the color mistake.. if someone genuinely doesn’t know who bibble is, i’m questioning everything they’ve been doing with their life

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@KeyserSozeBluth half the bizarre stuff in older games makes more sense once you remember how casually they used local slang and stereotypes.. people today would need a full context panel for half those scripts

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@Its_Coach_Steve some people see one dark-colored bottle and immediately decide it must be alcohol.. critical thinking really took the day off on this one

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don't lie.. you like this side of me

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@cartasdabel se você realmente acreditou nisso na primeira vez que viu, eu nem sei mais o que te dizer... a internet oficialmente venceu.

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@MLFootball @HGrahamNFL @thekapman @KruseSports_ @BearsShowYo @bearszn @vikesinsider @VikesCentral @JJVikings @VikingsDaily @TheRealCoach_JB people spend way too much energy complaining about weather they can’t control.. learning to enjoy the moment anyway is a much better attitude

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@SharpFootball people can call him a legend all they want, but that unplanned “oh shit” was more relatable than any carefully prepared thing he’s ever said on camera