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...and so I tweet

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

apparently this was sold as a live Willy Wonka Experience but they used all AI images on the website to sell tickets and then people showed up and saw this and it got so bad people called the cops lmao

[vituperativeerb @vituperativeerb]

I’m going to be honest that doing a video about how your daughter is a lying bitch might not move the needle as much as you were hoping on the deadbeat dad thing

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

does the five second rule apply when he pulls it out of your ass and wants you to suck it again also good morning everyone

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Fine. You're not invited

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

These drugs are wild 😭

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

She made a few valid points

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This may be my favorite interview ever

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to cook

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Watched Meet Joe Black the other night and absolutely lost it when Brad Pitt starts speaking patois. Truly one of the funniest, most absurd things I’ve ever seen in a movie

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

the clever writing in the incredibles

a thread

[Karen Knight @KarenKn12866337]

This tree looks like it's sneaking out of the woods. 😁

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

"how did the incredibles get away with that?" a thread

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A red-tailed hawk stabilizing its head to stay focused on prey as it hovers in gusting winds.

📽: Bill Bryant

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Making a page for your baby and commenting as the baby

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

My momma really needed that chicken thawed.

[isadore noir👱🏾‍♀️🐦‍⬛ @isadorenoir]

We have to normalise not giving platforms to murderers. I hope it tanks and I wish the worst for everyone involved.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.