@TheDailyShow Too late.
It was groovy while it lasted.
If you want your grandchildren to not be sterile, it's time to play a little game the boys called "Three Steps Back."
@Race2Extinct As I was saying, if we could somehow systematically INCREASE the rate and level of destruction on both a macro and microscopic scale...we could reduce human fertility 70~80%??? in 2 generations
Great time to invest in petroleum
@therabbithole 2 impeachments
88 felony indictments
34 felony convictions
ORALLY COPULATED HIS MIC
What kind of nice things would you like the media to say?
His hair looks nice?
@Race2Extinct Humanity is surreptitiously solving its problem with self-sterilization...let's just hope it comes fast enough (pun intended)
The rather insane logical conclusion is to increase sterility and infertility with petro-chemicals, pharmaceuticals & adulterated foods not try to save it
@jakepaul You're an idiot
Two days ago the would-be oldest president in America history was jerking off and blowing his mic stand on national TV
He needs a night nurse NOT THE @#$%-ING NUCLEAR FOOTBALL!
@WifeOfCombatVet Christopher Kuehne, 50, of Olathe, Kansas, was sentenced to 75 days in prison and 24 months of supervised release, which includes 60 days of home detention by U.S. District Judge Timothy J. Kelly. Kuehne pleaded guilty to one count of obstruction of law enforcement