Ugo Onochie

I'm fun to b with🤡😂...football lover⚽💓, not a Mr Romantic😂😂
CHELSEA fan forever💙💙

[acce @accekid]

What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭

[Chioma ❁ @bzingers]

Funny moment when kids put their parents on the spot 🤭🤣

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

Champions League semifinals 2011:

Real Madrid 0 - 2 FC Barcelona

The 2 goals by Messi recorded from the stands… People were shedding actual tears in the Bernabéu before the match even ended. Messi broke them 😭🤣

[UKEEH✨️💫 @_IAMGlory__]

Kids taking everything literally will never not be funny 😂😭❤️

[Flowz @Flowzxacc]

Me watching my friends having fun at my wedding while I have to sit with my wife 😭

[Mike @osemike300]

E reach man turn to demand financially stable woman problem con enter 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sammy boy ✝ @Sammy_boy0]

Arsenal fans will put you into trouble. 😂🤡

[col!nstwt @twiceatwt]

You can't give Alonso 6 months before calling him out and you're desperate for Cesc Fabregas lmao.

it took Fabregas almost 1 year to get 5 wins in Seria A btw, you would have crucified him before then

[BODE @neverelent]

Once you understand no one is obligated to do anything for you, you'll appreciate the people who choose to show up.

[MissVEE💰 @VanessahKurora]

First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

It means that the man who impregnated her already sorted it. Reason you weren’t involved.

[💀 @Rogue2140]

People don't understand that the reason why im so calm is because im crazy asf.

[Ugo Onochie @onochie_ugo]

@Gabriazo Pique

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

So if your boyfriend no take care of you, you go cheat? Buss my head😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Wishing Moises Caicedo a very happy birthday! 💙

[Ugo Onochie @onochie_ugo]

I get ur point
But it’s easier said than done
That word people ehh
Cos I wan stable
Make momsy dy sick make I no try help
Dis world dy up and down sha🤣
Sometimes we no dy too get choice
You gats give o

[~Mech~ 🍁 @Uncle__Mech]

You can never be financially stable if you are not selfish enough to protect your money from other people’s emergencies.

[Oge @OgechiMiracle4]

For some reasons, I can't sleep 😕
I don't know the reason,
But I need sleep.

[Kennex @kenneyo24]

I can't believe Africans have gotten to this level all in the name of Religion 💔

[Imman @Immannmy]

Bro to bro: Avoid first daughter from Poor homes.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

To everyone I told, “I will see what I can do at the end of the month”
I’ve seen it. There’s nothing I can do