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Phil Collins enthusiast

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Shazam but for whatever this Russian uber driver’s cologne is (language barrier)

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Grateful to be alive at the same time as Steph.

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@NUCLRGOLF La Purisima 🎣

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@jasmineviel You’re crushing it tonight. Great reporting.

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@GrittyStallion @jakewoolf Love this for u. Nice flex post.

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Idk how to explain this but Santa Monica’s architecture looks like this car

[Ricky G @jrichardgoodman]

Next time your n LA ,go to Taylor's steakhouse it's close to downtown it's n Korea town tell them you don't need a menu ,just order the rib eye on the bone loaded bake potato, you dont like it send me the bill I ll wire you the cash 👊

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Is it still love bombing if they do it forever?

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@SiLVAontheair what is the situation in the studio? Do you have friends there? Are you drinking tea? Pretty wild set tonight.

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idk why but every woman i talk to seems to really like their dentist

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Ok this is racist

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Stefanos Tsitsipas on Nick Kyrgios feud:

“He’s brought NBA basketball attitude to tennis. I’d describe it as an uneducated approach to playing tennis. Tennis is a gentleman's sport, it's all about respect. We’re not playing basketball.. He kept putting his towel in my box”

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@GolfShoeBandon @BandonDunesGolf What are we predicting for next week 17-20? Looking for a crystal ball 🤙🏻

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@andyiwarren Yeewwwwwww🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

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“country” and “county” r too similar in spelling for my taste

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Tattoo idea: the heart and banner with “shiksa” on it.

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Nothing says “friend zone” quite like this emoji “🫶🏻”

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@hispanicstation @ItsHollyBrown Lol

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@andyiwarren It is giving valley

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@BillyCrystal We love u BC

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Happy 3/11 (where you listen to amber 3ish times and then sublime for 16 hours)