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𝟝𝟘, 𝕦𝕙; 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪, 𝕦𝕙.

[Σ @onomatesia]

After having sweet milk with honey, I grab my work bag, keys, and phone. I take a quick selfie in the mirror by the door before heading out into the warm morning air, feeling great.

[Σ @onomatesia]

Fresh cranberries ripen in late autumn, characterized by their small, bright red appearance and a distinct sweet-and-sour flavor. Their refreshing taste is unique to the cool autumn season, offering a lively seasonal experience. Be the courage for someone in fear.

[Σ @onomatesia]

At midday, she heads to the break room to reheat a frozen vegetable stir-fry for lunch. While eating at the table, she chats with Lila, who is also taking a break. Celebrate every small win in life.

[Σ @onomatesia]

Spread peace wherever you are. Morning runs enhance one's sensitivity to life's beauty. Waking up early to experience the dawn and the morning's tranquility fosters an appreciation for every ordinary day and a greater sense of warmth in life.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

After every crash out I eat a seafood boil.

[Σ @onomatesia]

Why is #JoeRogan shaped like a baby shower meatball?

[JAWAN.mp3 @jawanmp3]

“I have concepts of a plan… and you’ll hear about it in the future.”

In other words, Chateau Sheree is still being built, but you’ll be the first invited over for tea.

[Σ @onomatesia]

Alexa, play “Many Men” by 50 Cent.

[Σ @onomatesia]

* law degree.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Σ @onomatesia]

@yungmarketer But the string lights 🥺

[Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) @speechboy71]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FILE AN APPEAL!?!

[54Thirty Official @54thirtydesigns]

Looking through my contacts realizing how many people I have to say χρόνια πολλά to today 😵‍💫

[Σ @onomatesia]

Unpopular opinion- if u cannot pay for those attending your bachelor/ette, don’t have one. It’s literally so delulu to expect your squad to pay an insane amount of money to celebrate YOUR marriage & ESPECIALLY if not a single stripper is involved.

[chid @CHIDSPIN]

About 7 years ago, my wife’s close friend was engaged and I was invited to her husband-to-be’s bachelor party (I like the dude enough, but he’s not like MY friend). His best man sent out a bachelor party itinerary proposing $1500-a man for the day. I was like “I can’t do that.”

[Σ @onomatesia]

This is exactly what I expect my hair to look like after taking hair supplements for approximately one day:

[jasmine @jasiashley]

Laura when Jeramy said that his car was parked in a lot across an alleyway that was next to Lost and Found #LoveIsBlind

[Σ @onomatesia]

Like imagine going to Sneaker Con to cop a pair of Supreme Air Force Ones and u see this clown in a vendor booth, pushing (presumably) the ugliest piece of footwear next to the Dude Shoe

[Complex @Complex]

Donald Trump launches footwear line at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia with the "Never Surrender Hightop" retailing for $399. https://t.co/gGsop2aI2G

[Σ @onomatesia]

Men bitching about Valentine’s Day are low effort to begin with.

[Λυκομπαλος @paizwmonoover]

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[Σ @onomatesia]

@anoobIRL Not the aerodynamic era 😭

[Σ @onomatesia]

SEE YA NEXT YR.