Onome

You can just do things; Carpe Diem!

[Onome @onomekotor]

@ctrl_leen You did what? 😆

[Onome @onomekotor]

This guy 😂

[David Abu _ @DavidAbu_]

Portable my man 😂😂

[Onome @onomekotor]

Ebenezer

[𝖑𝖎𝖑𝖘k𝖊𝖙𝖈𝖍.𝖊𝖙𝖍 ♡ 邪教 @lilsketch]

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

[Onome @onomekotor]

I have never been so angry, disgusted and appalled.

Those boys/men do not deserve a place amongst humans.

[Onome @onomekotor]

It’s absolutely diabolical and insane that there exists a culture/tradition that permits men to rape, assault and molest women

[Jola @Jollz]

Death penalty, social ostracism, publicly accessible registers for sexual offenders. It’s the only way. Don’t bother debating me. It’s the only way

[Onome @onomekotor]

@TuckerNmor Happy birthday Tucker

[Onome @onomekotor]

Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly.

Happy birthday to me!🎈

[Onome @onomekotor]

The rich want to multiply, diversify & protect their wealth whilst the poor are in search of daily bread.

In fact, below a certain income level, it is almost impossible to create wealth.

A predictable source of viable income is fundamental to wealth creation.

[Onome @onomekotor]

The profit margin between T1 Banks and T2 Banks is stupendous.

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

MOST PROFITABLE BANKS IN NIGERIA IN 2025

1 Zenith Bank – $668 million
2 Guaranty Trust Bank – $658 million
3 UBA – $496 million
4 Access Bank – $459 million
5 First Bank of Nigeria – $438 million
6 Fidelity Bank – $180 million
7 Stanbic IBTC – $146 million
8 Union Bank of Nigeria – $50 million
9 FCMB – $47 million
10 Ecobank Nigeria – $12 million

#Statisense
(African Banker Magazine, 2025)

[Onome @onomekotor]

@folasanwo 😂

[Onome @onomekotor]

@HalimaTHELIGHT 💀💀💀

[Onome @onomekotor]

@pst_iren Happy birthday Pastey

[Jack Zhang @awxjack]

Stripe offered to acquire us for $1.2 billion when we had $2M in revenue.

Today, we've raised $330M at an $8B valuation and reached $1B ARR.

We could've died three times during this journey.

This is the story I've never told anyone before:

[Onome @onomekotor]

Yesssssssssssss!!!

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

LANDO NORRIS IS YOUR 2025 WORLD DRIVERS' CHAMPION 🏆🔥

[Onome @onomekotor]

Everywhere go first blur 😭

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

This is when you find that your "full value" is not up to what they pay you at Access Bank

[Onome @onomekotor]

Ironic how it’s fellow HRs that give them the new offers/roles. 🌚

[Felix The GenZ HR is HIRING @bsong_HR]

Dear HRs,

Resignation season is upon us.

It's not you; it's them

[Onome @onomekotor]

I hope this doesn’t mean I am lactose intolerant. 😭

[Onome @onomekotor]

@Thecreativemena Oh my! So sorry for your loss.

[Tom White @twhite]

This 1000000%.

I suspect this is why the Timothée Chalamet SAG award speech was so well received.