dr. maurice MD

I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin' problem
And yeah, I like to fuck, I got a fuckin' problem

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

its true.

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

talk to a girl, possibly?

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

this just in: AidenProjects is fighting Destiny.

you heard that right; the twenty-something college student fights against Fate, delivered by the ceaseless march of time. what will he do next?!

[aiden | AG4L @aiden_ug]

Destiny and his accomplice, confessed pedophile Foodshops, will never debate me on this because they are using an edited private recording of drunken edgy jokes taken out of context to smear me and people who have nothing to do with me. Can’t believe i was ever a fan of him.

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

When he’s green and has glasses <<<<

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@aiden_ug did you jerk off to it after

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

Women are the manager of the home, not a servant for you to say, “Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that? Why isn’t the house clean?” A woman is like a flower. A flower must be cared for and protected, and she will enrich you with her color, fragrance, and qualities.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Turning to the museum guard and saying “So I guess you’re pretty inured to all this beauty huh? You wanna speak on that?”

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@DannyJConrad lol

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

i’m like fat elvis

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The comedy in Arrested Development folds in on itself so much it gets to a point where we no longer process it as funny but as beautiful

[jOSH  @VicGrimes]

Got head today

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

how i feel operating on a patients heart

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@IrrationalChad is aiden alleging this from personal experience

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

if i ever die i would like it to be known that i want a jewish euology

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@abs_sweetmarie i fucked it

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

yall sleeping on internet porn

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@lesbiandrhouse @girlpatbateman okay fair enough i hadn’t experienced that when i went to the pcc hahahaha

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@lesbiandrhouse @girlpatbateman i don’t know man the first half of mulholland drive is pretty consistently funny

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@mrnastynodrama @MakeItAQuote Quote

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@mrnastynodrama i would take baby Hitler and raise him as my own

[dr. maurice MD @ononoris]

@mrnastynodrama @MakeItAQuote