retail confessions

i tweeted this from the breakroom, or possibly, on the sales floor

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

a haiku about work:

i may have arrived

that does not mean i am here

i want to go home

#retail #work #poetry #haiku

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

why do we have to work to pay money on a planet that we were born on??? #earth

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

FUCK THESE OPEN STORES FUCK YOU!!!

#retail #hell

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

a haiku about work:

i may have arrived

that does not mean i am here

i want to go home

#retail #work #poetry #haiku

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

im very proud to say i quit my #retail job last week. it was one of the most liberating feelings of my young adult life. 10/10 would recommend

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

wtf am i supposed to do when my roommates is not taking any health/cleanliness seriously?

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

@MusingsInRetail typical day in our business 😂😂 but stay sane! im here for u

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

in these times of uncertainty, please ask yourself....

do you really need that top?

#imtalkingtoyoukaren #retail #coronavirus #mall

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE

[retail confessions @onsalehalfoff]

retails gettin in the worst.

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@iamcardib hey cardi, you should open a clothing line that sells cardigans!!! CARDIgans. #retail #ideas #wordplay #bars?

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im very very verrryyyyyy tempted to open up my own retail store just so i can refuse service to everybody

#retail #dearcustomer #idiots

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most customers only exist to create more work for employees. be wary, these customers are not actual human beings

#retail #staywoke #dearcustomer

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im tired of hearing the same music everywhere i go

#retail #retailconfessions #work #atleastplaygoodmusic

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@ShopMainPlace turn ur AC on its fuckin hot in here

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me every shift #dearcustomer #work #retail

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#dearcustomer, if you are nice to me, i am nice to you.

#simple #retail #commondecency

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#dearcustomer just because am smiling do not mean am having good time

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@MickeyDs_and_Me but then, what will happen to this account 😩

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@MusingsInRetail literally doing stocktake rn 😩

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@MickeyDs_and_Me if i come through, can i get all them burgers? 😂