lis “the situation”

quick im gonna shoot you.

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

jimmy hopkins and dont ask how im doing

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

Ok foot job

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

Exactly how old is your penis

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

i come in the name of jesus by the power of the holy spirit

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

just just kill
me bruh just kill me bruh just kill me bruh just kil me bruh

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

i feel like everyone thinks im joking when i say i love then bro i loce you guys im so serious im so so amserious

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

HONEY IM A PRIZE AND YOURE A CATCH AND WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

tears in my iqos eyes

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

COME ON NOW DO THAT STUPID DANCE FOR ME

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

i think you are blind to the fact that the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

No one appreciates an ensemble of complementary melodies at the climax of a song like i do. i feel it deep in my souls ballsack. There is an accident on the way to fiumicino airport. These moonlight desires haunt me they want me they want me

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

Okay

[steak @communicat1022]

Your horny stepbro just fucking killed you.

[steak @communicat1022]

Mom has left me in the hot car at 108 degrees temperture and have begun to hallucinate people walking by and staring into the car and begun to cry because it’s very scary and she has not coming back for a while and I’m stuck I don’t know what to to

[kart @strawbrryk8]

when i was a kid i would end every sentence with “For me to poop on” and my mom beat the shit out of me cuz of it

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

this is it this is your whole fucking weekend! you didnt have anything else to do!

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

how in the H are we gonna fix this S

[🌻ꫀꪶ𝓲ɀꪖ᥇ꫀ𝓽ꫝ🪶 @lizybeth93x]

@DoomerCoomer @sleepy_devo You came out of your penis because fat Donald Trump gave you a new kink for fat men.

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

dont look at robot crab he shy

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

you should try to react react react react react

[lis “the situation” @onthechessbox]

they dont think you're all that cool they like you for your stepdads pool