Max Smythe

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@realRick_AUS Honestly thought Holywood was totally dead and buried before I saw this. Now.... Let's see if they realise this is the formula for success again.

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@DonutOperator Bahahahahahaha! This is pure gold

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@Theblackfemini3 @HollyBriden This lip filler bullshit is out of control. 🤣

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@AussieBotStudio Congratulations!

[Gary Adams @GaryAdams713]

💯✝️🔥

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@HumanityChad Never get too old to understand joy. Because every moment you miss, is one you're never getting back.

[Bitcoin for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

- You: “Is inflation bad?”

- Government: “Very bad. We fight it every day.”

- You: “So the goal is 0%?”

- Government: “No, the goal is 2%.”

- You: “So the goal is… inflation?”

- Government: “The goal is stable inflation.”

- You: “Stable loss of my money?”

- Government: “You’re not an economist.”

[Bitcoin for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

- You: "Why is counterfeiting illegal?"

- Government: "It steals value from everyone holding money."

- You: "By increasing the supply?"

- Government: "Exactly. Each new note dilutes the rest."

- You: "Beautifully explained."

- Government: "Thank you."

- You: "Now explain quantitative easing."

- Government: "...That's different."

- You: "You just explained why it isn't."

- Government: "You're not an economist."

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@LofayPeter FFS sake Pete - take a piss with caution!

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@realRick_AUS @elonmusk I see your white redhead in Nigeria and I raise you a white girl in Japan logged In via Sweden Android app!
No red flags here at all.

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@IfindRetards Do the thing Sharron, do the thing... AAARRHHGGHHH MY EYES! I'M BLIND!

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@realRick_AUS @ryanwllms99 No feet pics? Disappointed!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I’ve come to the conclusion there’s a pressure-actuated switch in my ass that sends a Bluetooth signal directly to my wife’s brain that reminds her she needs something.

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@mchooyah One of the most rewarding jobs as a parent is to ensure their life is filled with more laughter than tears. And it is a choice. Suffering is life. How you choose to face it and how you teach facing it is a choice. Tip the scales with seeking joy.

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@Theblackfemini3 @volcaholic1 Thank fuck for the weather autobots..... 😂

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@realRick_AUS Australian term of endearment..

[Max Smythe @onthecoalface]

@realRick_AUS Yep. And I'm not even mates with this bloke.... Am I cunt. 😁