al

plato? aristotle? socrates? Morons. // she/her

[al @onthedgofnormal]

lily just asked me if i’ve “ever seen vampire boobies”

[al @onthedgofnormal]

@K4y_tea a worthy cause, if any

[al @onthedgofnormal]

made this valentine. If you know, you know

[al @onthedgofnormal]

Tristan just asked if I wanted to get sushi and go to Barnes and Noble. This man really knows my heart

[benny. @trindingtopic]

I really can’t hear without subtitles

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

Inside you there are two wolves

[Yuri @YuriXBT]

i’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you.. 😭

[al @onthedgofnormal]

Everyday I check my Facebook memories so I can delete all the cringey posts I’ve made and tbh this daily purge is the only thing giving me peace

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

a potion is brewing 🐱

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[al @onthedgofnormal]

absolutely sickened from being addressed as “ma’am” today

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

[al @onthedgofnormal]

I have 4 lmaooo 😅