Stratosphere Gugg

Information revolution. Be your own institution. Free your mind of pollution. Be onthefarside of the solution

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- I'm but a flat line in infinite dimensions -

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@guardian I think there's something to be said about them acting and taking full responsibility for their actions. Not only did they plan their protest but they sat there and waited to be judged for it. Honesty is admirable.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

I'm adding a word to the DSM-6
Personaphile
An individual who changes their external appearance and beliefs at any given point to continue their ulterior purpose.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

My midterm remark is this:
Shifting the blame into overdrive
Doesn't shift the money back in our wallets
Run or get off the block and quit.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

People used water to move mountains to build pyramids
Now we will need to move water to grow mountains to stay afloat.

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I do well in cities
Like a marble in a blender

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Does anyone have any clue what we do with nukes since we don't want them even on this planet? I think Putin is starting to realize it's the only common enemy. That which we don't have control over. It's a problem. Can we all just agree that it's a problem?

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@Tesla released the adapter for the car to charge anywhere.
That's more than a dongle Elon
That's a Mandongle
Watch out where you plug that thing in

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The first and second rule of Fart Club is that farts are always funny.

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@nhpr @NPR

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If companies are already selling our data, can we not remove their ability to exploit us by giving it away for free?

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My concern is not how many calories I can burn for capitalism,
But how few I can burn to change the world.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

When we look into the past, we slice the most direct possible path from the start of time, until now. This may have pulled us into a more unified timeline. One that reaches this point in space without all of the unnecessary death which plagued the earth.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

Since we are introducing dumb words into society for the upcoming election... The past tense of Yeeted is "Yote". And it's known on streets as "sending that shit like its priority mail"

Do not risk getting yote. Lock your windows.

[Stratosphere Gugg @onthefarside]

Your dog has the voice box of a squeaky shoe. Poor thing could get picked up by a canary.

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Guy works at a chemical plant for 40 years,
Dumps roundup on the lawn next to the river, and wonders why all the fish are gone. Go figure dude.

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I really expected a country nearly owned by insurance companies to be more concerned about the increase in major environmental incidents.

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@dutchmastered Take my thoughts and spread them like jam across this lil Ritz cracker of a planet.

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So according to new research, we COULD trap light in a perfect, refractory box, add a magnetic element, and essentially have continuous generation of power. I presume that's the cube in Transformers. That's the cube in Mecca. That's Unobtainium.

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Can we stop dramatizing relationships so much on social media? We trying to survive out here.