Lorenzo The Neighborhood Barber

The Neighborhood Barber shaping up a city near you. Picture the experience on IG: Theneighborhoodbarber. #handslikeaninja #rubeingtreatedlikeaheadliner

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They show ole girl way too many time chiefs in the 4q

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@Sumner615 Oh yea?! That’s how you feel

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After watching the big podcast I’m convinced @SHAQ the type of friend everybody need

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If you think club lights make people attractive, go to a bank and see what them lights do

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Frederick Douglass is our George Washington

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This a make me stop playing @MonopolyGO

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Women’s intuition is their guilty conscience…stay woke fellas

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Fam just took an euro step from the free throw line

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You can judge how good the poom poom is by the tattoos

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How you work for the government and still an asshole?

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What other color could they be?

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He strikes again home town hero’s @KarlousM a phrat @chicoBean he cold with it @DCYOUNGFLY just say wwwhhhhheeeeeennnnnn

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Give me RT if ya rock wit @85SouthShow but In the words of my @KarlousM himself #QuitTouchingShit

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I seen bonnets made better than that waterproof mystery machine

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I can tell by the slit in ya eyebrows they ain’t real lil momma

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Thirsty for juice I need the green like bishop…church

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I seen more confetti at a kindergarten graduation

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I’ve never seen a black person with a golden retriever

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Why jimmy still in the game

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Bron gets swept come back next season and win the next 3 ending it with winning with his son…passing of the throne

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I need picks for tonight I can’t take another L