Andy Scrapheap™

Thrown on the redundancy scrap heap 2015 & now Rocking the Zero Hrs contract on minimum wage

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

People are now noticing how impossible it is to survive on job seekers allowance or Universal credit.
Some of those having that realisation are the same people who have been complaining about benefit scroungers for years #BBCBreakfast

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@GabbygalEvs Not compared to what everyone else is doing

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Jeff got it easy with that pud #celebritymasterchef

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Remind @IainDale about this would be shocking, wouldn't it 🤔#JeremyVine

[Stephen Alexander Miller @BoyCharioteer]

#jeremyvine If you ask Iain Dale about his assault on Stuart Holmes, you get this. So much for honest and open debate.
Whatever you do, don't remind him of it 🙄

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

I hate to point out that seat belts are standard issue in cars.

So no need for DIY amateurs to make them

#BBCBreakfast

[Karma Police @KarmaPolice2020]

"No science involved but they are worth it" says the man selling 1000 masks a day ....
If DIY amateurs made seatbelts would anyone where them either ? #BBCBreakfast

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

People triggered by #MarcQuinn sculpture of #JenReid in #Bristol seem to be the same people who are banging on about masks being muzzles 🤔

#bbcbreakfast #gmb

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

This is a muzzle

It will not protect anyone from any virus

But, no one is saying wear a muzzle.

So why not stop being a cunt

#NoMasks #Muzzle

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Muzzles 🤔

You've not listened properly

It's masks

And by the way @michaelgove is never right

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

Muzzles should be voluntary, not mandatory. Another sinister encroachment of the state! @michaelgove was right - keep the law out of it; and let people exercise their common sense.

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@TVKev Your figures are incorrect.

Just checked online

It's 138 today

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@LifeOnMars_tv Definitely not an accident .

The Vauxhall is driven by Alex Drake !

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@ErikZoha 😂😂😂😂 yeah, who's Vera ??

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Vera looks like a hostage #bbcbreakfast

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Wish these cunts would just fuck off #FlyingAnts

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Tories Out to Help Out

#ToriesOutToHelpOut

#PoliticsEngland

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Doesn't want to be pedantic

Goes ahead to be pedantic

There are worse things about this book than poor grammar .

I'm sure there's a word for someone who has to feel intellectually superior at all times but I can't be bothered to Google it

( Might be cunt 🤔)

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

So really don’t want to be pedantic about your book cover. But that apostrophe....are you quite sure?

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

I remember as a child having to wear a baklava to school in the winter

Makes my face itch just thinking about it

#saturdaykitchen

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Whenever I see Martin Kemp I suffer massive hair envy 😕 #saturdaykitchen

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@TalkingPicsTV Shirley Bassey ?

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

@BCollier2012 It's a bit early for philosophy, for me 😊 #BBCBreakfast

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Not enough sockets ? #FourInABed

[Andy Scrapheap™ @onthescrap]

Breakfast in a bag is not a concept, it's a cop out

#FourInABed