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@SecondRingSZN It’s funnier that the descendants define themselves by cut fruit poetry

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@RobUsry It’s because they don’t dive. Worst part of the World Cup is the insane diving and they’re one of the few nations that just doesn’t do it

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@CarlPaulus We desperately need pro soccer teams in every city in the country, and especially many many teams in big cities so there’s a lot of local pride for everyone to feel. People need to grow up with a neighborhood team

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@jocoolwu What flag are we holding up like Washington State? Gotta be the Fresno Fuego or something like this

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@VialeAdrian Have they tried tricking the other side into own goals? It’s worked for the USMNT

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@utdbrxy Pitbull Stadium about to have a lot more attendance the rest of the season

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@1cesgusto Just root for the shitty third division team in the neighborhood you grew up in, problem solved

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@njdlauren

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@you_may_know @matthew_petti Zheng He: “Am I a joke to you?”

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@UTDKobi It’s so goddamn sad

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Do you still get to call a place Koreatown if people cheer this loudly when Korea loses?

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@FOXSoccer We all literally heard a dude’s leg break. Gloves off after that

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@heavyredaction JFK was so charismatic he made WASPs forget about how much they hated Catholics for the entirety of US history. He’s actually a really good comparison for Mamdani

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@AnarchyApe @mcmansionhell The American Hong Kong

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@ZacharyDonnini Craziest part is there are probably more Hilton votes in LA County than in every one of those purple counties combined

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@CFBReport It’s always so wild to me how breezily and cavalierly these things leave off half the teams in the sport, as if the programs in places like Boise, Boone, New Orleans, Buffalo, or Memphis simply didn’t exist

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@FQ_SMU @berkelium_bear We all make choices I guess

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I think Mary in the Junkyard might’ve changed my life goddamn

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@JacobRudner We need a college baseball NIT

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@DaleJohnsonBBC Try calling a certain school Cal Berkeley sometime and see your replies blow up