angie @onton - Twitter Profile

over 13 years ago

http://t.co/cM3Wn6vl Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence.

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over 13 years ago

i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/0ftF2x8H

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almost 14 years ago

Help free the reindeer from sleighvery. http://t.co/miv5z4Tf

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/fe6ny9np "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

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almost 14 years ago

Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it. http://t.co/NrVb3OAI

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/ScEJuhDc Listing all my single socks on http://t.co/xMOUXCRy.

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/ScEJuhDc Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/NrVb3OAI "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

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almost 14 years ago

I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials. http://t.co/0ftF2x8H

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almost 14 years ago

Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo. http://t.co/fe6ny9np

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