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silly spooky person

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I just overheard two guys arguing about which brand of bleach was better for whitening teeth while brushing.

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@ThatBrenna Look upon my velvet Elvis and despair

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To treat myself I sometimes crack open a roll of the good toilet paper.

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Is there a sourdough starter for fresh hell?

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Masks are the new fuzzy dice.

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@IvaCheung A penne for your thoughts?

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@IvaCheung “Higglet? It’s a happy martini.” 🍸

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@mitdasein

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@IvaCheung “I listen to audiobooks while doing the dishes so I don’t hate my life.” –my delightful sister

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Shout out to the infrastructure IT guys who are literally keeping this world running.

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@IvaCheung You’re baking a house-sized cheesecake?

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It's okay when clarity is obscured locally, maybe that's what liquid is. The trip in glass had charms and exotic distances but returning to depths distrusting even the furthest ignorant buoyancy was not exactly the dryest telescope. I missed everything out in anything's vicinity.

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This Achemon Sphinx asked me a riddle today.

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Helter-Skelter-in-Place

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@BBW_BFF Patel me about it.

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I’m a word bubble
You’re a word bubble
We are all word bubbles.

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@sarahcpr This limbo-based economy will never survive.

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Thank goodness landlords can’t charge us extra rent for being at home more often.

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@mitdasein Boards öf Canada