brent smethurst

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Everyone in brisvegas should get around @newnavymusic at black bear lodge tonight

[Nina Las Vegas @ninalasvegas]

Who wants to eat my bum

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

The bloods are getting pumped #bloodpumping #afl #grandfinal

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Pretty keen to finger something

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

76077 #mcgcrowd

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

61083 #mcgcrowd

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Ex-wife material #mkr2014 #cantevencook

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

#gong

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Handjobs are like Pepsi. Never your first choice but you'll take it anyway.

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

The worst kind #nightclubpoo

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Number two for the day #pooX2

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Whos getting pissed tonight and where?

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

@PaulMet40 @IvanNuguid @LukeVanLambaart would be keen on attending this

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

Red Bull lads wouldn't tag team chicks. It'd just result in Vettel locking himself in a bathroom fucking her while Webber bangs on the door.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Children? You mean fuck trophies?

[lewwwis @LewiMcKirdy]

Just invented brollies http://t.co/HhEnk6vT

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

This is what happens when u get bored on night shift #somuchpun #artist

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

Do u wanna hose each other down #ondeswordsofwisdom

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

You no wats a good show fresh meat #ondeswordsofwisdom

[brent smethurst @onyacaffy]

We should buy an Asian lady #ondeswordsofwisdom